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Post by Ranma Saotome on Oct 8, 2009 8:38:37 GMT -5
Viscera in a speedo.
...we're discussing the things that haunt our nightmares, right?
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Post by HurriKaty on Oct 8, 2009 15:27:05 GMT -5
![](http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/299/stormblurry.png) Sasquatch, hot cowboy edition. (Anyone want to know the story behind this, I'll be glad to tell you..)
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Post by themaskedavenger on Oct 8, 2009 15:30:27 GMT -5
Do tell as I'm now curious.
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Post by HurriKaty on Oct 8, 2009 15:34:20 GMT -5
Copy and pasted from another place and modified a bit to explain.. For those not in the know, I find James Storm to be one fine ass cowboy, or something. To a scary, stalkerish extent.
Continuing on... This takes place at the second Impact Taping from this week. Now for the story of.. The JAMES STORM-DAR
I'm standing in the last line outside the door of the Impact Zone, and there's this curtain that blocks off backstage. I'm thinking.. I should see if anyone cool is back there. So I look back there, and I spy someone familiar. His hair is tied back and he's pretty far away, so it takes me a second to confirm my suspiciouns but I get a good look at his eye color (piercing freaking grey-blue, dead giveaway) yep, STORM. Then some guy came and closed off the curtain because he realized people were in line.
So that was the first case of the Storm-Dar.
In between first case of Storm-Dar and second case of Storm-Dar, I manage to get within arms length of the man, so much that I could have just put my arm out and have been molesting the poor guy. But I didn't want to seem like a creeper. So I settled for just yelling "YOU ARE A GOD, JAMES STORM. HOT DAMN." Which in retrospect was just as creepy.
Second case of the Storm Dar is quite possibly, one of the funniest and awesome things that has ever happened to me. It's right after his segment and I'm just chilling, watching the next match, when I get that beeping feeling from my Storm-Dar again... I look around, and I spot this guy in a beer money shirt behind the reserved seats up where the televisions are. And.. I look, and guess who it is?
Ding ding ding. JAMES STORM. AGAIN. And he's still got his beer, too.
So I'm showing him to Rudy, and point, and generally going LOOK STORM STORM STORM. Somewhere along the line I yell a couple of things like "I CAN SEE YOU!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE, JAMES STORM?". And it's like no one else sees him up there! Now at this point he's talking to some guy next to him, and the guy pokes him and.. POINTS AND LOOKS RIGHT AT ME. And is saying stuff to Storm, I don't know what, but probably something like "You've been spotted by some crazy bitch, dude", and they're talking and he's pointing at me and Storm is looking over, right in my direction, and I swear to god, I am convinced they were talking about me. I am goddamn serious. And then for some reason, they start laughing. Probably at how stupid I likely looked. I really really tried to get pictures of him up there, but he came out all blurry like a sasquatch.
Shortly after this, he scuttles off into the distance never to be seen again. I think I scared him off like a baby deer or something.
.. I just want to know what he was laughing at.
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Post by AJ Powell: Judge Magister on Jan 7, 2010 12:59:02 GMT -5
BEER!
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Post by Michael Hayden on Jan 7, 2010 13:30:12 GMT -5
MONEY!!
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Post by The Raven on Jan 7, 2010 17:13:42 GMT -5
Got my mind on my money and my money on my beer.
(What does that MEAN!?)
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Post by thelesserevil on Jan 7, 2010 18:10:38 GMT -5
It means he's got his mind on his money, and spends the money on beer, duh!
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Jan 8, 2010 7:42:29 GMT -5
...maybe he put a coin/bill over the lip of the bottle?
But in the end, Deer Bunny > Beer Money. >_>
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Jan 14, 2010 3:47:36 GMT -5
Money, money... yeah yeah
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Post by themaskedavenger on Jan 14, 2010 7:02:47 GMT -5
Money in the Bank?
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Post by bob on Jan 14, 2010 16:51:04 GMT -5
*steals money from the bank
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Post by themaskedavenger on Jan 14, 2010 17:09:51 GMT -5
*kills bob for stealing from orphans
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Post by bob on Jan 14, 2010 17:13:53 GMT -5
*resurrects and peels all the skin off of themaskedavenger*
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