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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Oct 13, 2009 17:17:32 GMT -5
*still in tep* It's kinda cool in here! Well besides the smell..............................HEY PEAN SANDIES!!!!!!!!!! Whats this black thing beating......Ohhhhhh it's his heart! It needs something..... *pulls out a pair of drum sticks* Truly the power of Phil Collins can defeat Ol' 'Tep? Or at least match him. *All that the drumming causes is a slight humming noise from within him* How interesting... *sends a bunch of Mini-Teps to go and beat themaskedavenger*
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Post by Speed Racer on Oct 13, 2009 18:11:01 GMT -5
Alright, now we will stop you!!
F***. I give up. Good help is so hard to find these days.
*walks away, shaking head as Bulk and Skull crash the Megazord through the wall.*
And you two s***heads are gonna pay for this damage!
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Oct 13, 2009 23:16:02 GMT -5
Speed maybe Spittle and Chim can help you!
*hopes Speed opens up his trunk to find the mutilated corpses of his brother and pet*
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Post by themaskedavenger on Oct 14, 2009 2:07:36 GMT -5
Truly the power of Phil Collins can defeat Ol' 'Tep? Or at least match him. *All that the drumming causes is a slight humming noise from within him* How interesting... *sends a bunch of Mini-Teps to go and beat themaskedavenger* Awwwwwwwwwww mini teps!!!!!! *gets bit by one* Owwwwwwwwwwww that does it! *pulls out a mini flame thrower, and burns the teps to ash.* Hey Tep! Got heartburn! *Turns the flamethrower towards teps heart, and laughs evily.*
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Oct 14, 2009 13:13:23 GMT -5
*All that the drumming causes is a slight humming noise from within him* How interesting... *sends a bunch of Mini-Teps to go and beat themaskedavenger* Awwwwwwwwwww mini teps!!!!!! *gets bit by one* Owwwwwwwwwwww that does it! *pulls out a mini flame thrower, and burns the teps to ash.* Hey Tep! Got heartburn! *Turns the flamethrower towards teps heart, and laughs evily.* *a pulsating pustule over themaskedavenger bursts open, sending a wave of acidic black ooze against themaskedavenger and his flamethrower, corroding him to nothing but a puddle of black liquid on the floor* Oh and... *instantly freezes the puddle inside his stomach*
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Post by themaskedavenger on Oct 14, 2009 18:34:12 GMT -5
*reforms*
Tep I'm inside you. I can live forever, and torment you!
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Oct 15, 2009 15:07:11 GMT -5
*reforms* Tep I'm inside you. I can live forever, and torment you! Oh really? Even if I do this? *activates the power negation capabilities of his stomach and then slices themaskedavenger with his telekinetic abilities* Fool... *grins*
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Oct 16, 2009 0:06:44 GMT -5
I've been in there before Maskedavenger. You're lucky. He had be under a spell where I couldn't reform and had to float in there a chewed up mess.
But Nyarlathotep is a fair and just one. He gave me a second chance to serve him and look where I am now!
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Oct 17, 2009 15:42:11 GMT -5
Indeed... Just give in... *grins*
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Oct 17, 2009 16:18:18 GMT -5
Oh, did I mention that I was alive and concious when I was a chewed up mess? Yes, it was quite painful.
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Oct 17, 2009 17:15:17 GMT -5
Oh, did I mention that I was alive and concious when I was a chewed up mess? Yes, it was quite painful. [We did have a good chat while you were being digested though... Those were good, good times. You who tried defying me as I attempted to recruit you to my side... So foolish. I always get what I want... The proof is you after all. But nonetheless good memories...]*raises a bone throne and sits on it*
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Oct 17, 2009 17:53:09 GMT -5
I was naive and extremely foolish then. I thought I could defy the will of the Outer Gods. I've learned my lesson but fools like maskedavenger keep seeking to defy fate. It's impossible! IMPOSSIBLE Maskedone!
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Post by themaskedavenger on Oct 18, 2009 13:48:09 GMT -5
I wonder what happen if i swim up to the brain section?
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Post by The Raven on Oct 18, 2009 13:53:58 GMT -5
Oh, did I mention that I was alive and concious when I was a chewed up mess? Yes, it was quite painful. [We did have a good chat while you were being digested though... Those were good, good times. You who tried defying me as I attempted to recruit you to my side... So foolish. I always get what I want... The proof is you after all. But nonetheless good memories...]*raises a bone throne and sits on it* 'Bone throne' sounds just a bit more sexual than that vacuum filter that's totally in place. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Oct 18, 2009 14:54:50 GMT -5
I wonder what happen if i swim up to the brain section? My stomach is actually in a different plane of existence than the rest of my body... Besides, who told you I even have organs? *grins*
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Oct 18, 2009 14:56:18 GMT -5
*raises a bone throne and sits on it* 'Bone throne' sounds just a bit more sexual than that vacuum filter that's totally in place. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Merely trying to induce strange mental images on your minds... Nothing more than that. *cackles and makes a mental note not to write in such ambiguous ways afterwards*
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Oct 19, 2009 19:34:50 GMT -5
Raven and his dirty mind.
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Oct 20, 2009 10:38:54 GMT -5
Indeed... He'll be a good minion to have around because of the madness. *cackles*
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Oct 20, 2009 12:39:32 GMT -5
I think The Question is conspiricy theory kind of guy too. He should fit right in.
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Oct 21, 2009 4:18:35 GMT -5
The below statement is a lie. The above statement is the truth.
The statement off to the side of those two weirdos? That's a waffle wielding a chainsaw in a thong bikini and a potato sack over his head. We call him Baroness Pancakes van der Fluffernutter, the Octagonal Soul Eating Fun Guitar. ^_^
Oh, the insanity? I got tired of running from the cats - so many cats *shudder* - so I think I snapped and instead of the Cat Fist, I just went lunatic insane. =D
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