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Post by rorschach on Sept 21, 2009 22:56:30 GMT -5
*was not in the dumpster, but emerges from the shadows behind Deadpool, and quickly stabs him in the spine, temporarily paralyzing Pool*
Now then, as you lie there for the next few minutes and heal, think about ALL the chimichangas we could share together if we usurp and defeat 'Tep and send him back to whatever hellhole he came from. He has ALL the chimichangas, right? If we kill him, we can have them ALL to ourselves! And then, we'll just close the Book of Madness and never speak HIS name again!
Sounds awesome, right?
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Sept 21, 2009 23:00:05 GMT -5
I've seen it with my own eyes Rorschach! I've seen the end. We can't stop it! The only hope I have is to join it! I've seen it! I'VE SEEN THINGS!
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
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Post by rorschach on Sept 21, 2009 23:03:49 GMT -5
Well then, maybe you DO need to die to be REBORN again, fully sane (as sane as you get) and functional!
EVERYONE! WE HAVE TO KILL DEADPOOL! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Sept 21, 2009 23:08:47 GMT -5
*has healed up by this point and kicks Rorschach in the nuts while he's busy looking up yelling to everyone else*
Sorry R-Man, nothing personal!
*runs away and throws down a couple of explosives behind himself*
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Post by bob on Sept 21, 2009 23:32:40 GMT -5
*pees on rorschach while he's down in pain*
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Post by rorschach on Sept 22, 2009 1:03:22 GMT -5
*pees on rorschach while he's down in pain* you BASTARD! Ahhh....hell. Not like this coat smelled like a fresh shower anyway. Run, Deadpool! Run away and suckle at the chimichanga filled teats of your master! If that bastard shows his face around here, the league of HEROS will deal with him! Right guys?
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Sept 22, 2009 1:46:39 GMT -5
Good luck with that...*appears behind rorschach, using his tentacles to impale him through the heart, lungs, stomach, liver and finally through the head. Violently withdraws tentacles*
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Post by rorschach on Sept 22, 2009 2:31:16 GMT -5
*Before he can die, is transported out to a distant planet by Dr. Manhattan, where his lungs, liver, heart, stomach, and head are slowly regenerated*
Owwwwww......
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Post by themaskedavenger on Sept 22, 2009 2:38:06 GMT -5
*comes back jumps on Tep, and cuts off two of his tentacles before being thrown off though a store window.*
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Sept 22, 2009 5:18:11 GMT -5
...aw, dammit, am I alone against everyone now?
*sighs and shakes her head*
Well... I do have ONE thing I can do, now that I technically own my soul... well, until Cthulhu shows up, anyway... then it's probably back to being a victim of hundreds of tentacles...
But enough about that!
*evil grin*
It's time for a gimmick change...
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Post by bob on Sept 22, 2009 9:33:15 GMT -5
*comes back jumps on Tep, and cuts off two of his tentacles before being thrown off though a store window.* *cuts off themaskedavenger's hands with a chainsaw*
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Sept 22, 2009 9:44:13 GMT -5
*lunges from the shadows, impaling bob through the lungs with a rather sharp and pointy sword, arms flexing briefly before she cleaves him in half at the armpits*
And for good measure...
*takes a drink, then casually immolates bob's remains*
>=D Mwahahahahaha!
*flees into the shadows*
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Sept 22, 2009 11:20:15 GMT -5
Seems Rorschach is on your side Revy... err... Jessica.
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Post by themaskedavenger on Sept 22, 2009 12:48:38 GMT -5
*Sets bobs remains on fire.*
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Post by bob on Sept 22, 2009 12:53:33 GMT -5
*lunges from the shadows, impaling bob through the lungs with a rather sharp and pointy sword, arms flexing briefly before she cleaves him in half at the armpits* And for good measure... *takes a drink, then casually immolates bob's remains* >=D Mwahahahahaha! *flees into the shadows* *Bob magically reforms...and cuts off her penis with meat cleaver*
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Post by themaskedavenger on Sept 22, 2009 13:44:48 GMT -5
*presses the launch button of a nuke launcher with his nose* DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Sept 22, 2009 16:18:09 GMT -5
*lunges from the shadows, impaling bob through the lungs with a rather sharp and pointy sword, arms flexing briefly before she cleaves him in half at the armpits* And for good measure... *takes a drink, then casually immolates bob's remains* >=D Mwahahahahaha! *flees into the shadows* *kicks Jess through a wall, takes her booze, sword and clothes and then seals her inside with a holy barrier. Summons "Undead Paladin" to play with her* I know your every little secret... Join up with me and your mind might still survive...*cackles*
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Sept 22, 2009 16:57:02 GMT -5
*throws a small moon at the rest of the resistance*
Okay, everyone's taken care of... *grins and places a throne at the center of the crater the moon created, sitting down*
Come on... I know you guys have more than this.
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Sept 22, 2009 18:10:24 GMT -5
Whoa whoa whoa, hold the phone.
Hey, um, bob? How in the hell do you cut something off that doesn't freaking exist?! *sigh* I mean, really... I've checked! There's no dong in these pants that doesn't vibrate, so there's nothing to cut off!
*catches and blocks the kick, eyes flashing bright orange before she snaps Nyar's lower leg off, following it up by hitting him repeatedly upside the head with his own broken appendage*
This is for trying to lock me in a room with a paladin! *thwack* This is for touching my flask! *SMACK* This is because I don't like your face! *crunch* And THIS is for the hell of it! *throws Nyar into a conveniently placed vat of acid*
That's better...
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Post by themaskedavenger on Sept 22, 2009 20:38:14 GMT -5
Such destruction!!!!!!! *beheads a bystander*
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