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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Sept 26, 2009 10:54:35 GMT -5
Well, for example I could help cure that condition you have. That a-- *Kuno, Ryoga and Happosai appear*
Ranma, prepare to DIE!
Oh, pigtailed-girl I will give you the honor of dating me! Come to my arms, my beloved!
Ranma! Try this on for meeeee! *is holding a very frilly bra*
*'Tep traps the three of them with his tentacles*
Friends of yours, genderbender? *grins*
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Sept 26, 2009 10:57:54 GMT -5
...um... well, technically, Ryoga is my friend... why, what did you plan to do to them? I mean, I don't exactly like Kuno or the perverted gnome... they both want my girl side to do things, and... well, ew, ya know? But at the same time, I'd probably miss them... eventually... well, not Happosai...
Besides, being a girl DOES have an advantage sometimes - free ice cream, for example - and I just really don't trust anything with tentacles out of principle. I am from Japan, after all...
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Sept 26, 2009 11:07:53 GMT -5
*puts Ryoga down, gender-bents Kuno and then glues Happosai to Mr. Emoticon Man*
Well, I really can't just leave you alone... It's against my principles to do so after all. *grins and then divides Ranma into Fem!Ranma and Male!Ranma*
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Post by Speed Racer on Sept 26, 2009 14:08:54 GMT -5
After all these years you still haven't found a solution to your boy/girl issues, Ranma.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man on Sept 26, 2009 16:55:30 GMT -5
Pft. In that case, I quit. Who told you you could quit? *cackles and then eviscerates Mr. Emoticon Man* -laughs derisively- Laddie... you have no idea how amusing this is, but I'm afraid this just isn't my scene. -exits thread-
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Sept 26, 2009 16:59:57 GMT -5
I don't think 'Tep is a lady or man, so much as a force of nature hell bent on madness and what not.
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Sept 26, 2009 18:40:34 GMT -5
HEY! What the hell was that?!
...I don't know, but YES! I'M NO LONGER CURSED! OH, HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE!
*FemRanma grabs 'Tep by... a mass of tentacles, eyes wild*
Put us back the way we were! I am not staying as a freaking girl, do you hear me?!
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Sept 26, 2009 20:19:08 GMT -5
HEY! What the hell was that?!...I don't know, but YES! I'M NO LONGER CURSED! OH, HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE!*FemRanma grabs 'Tep by... a mass of tentacles, eyes wild* Put us back the way we were! I am not staying as a freaking girl, do you hear me?! *throws Fem!Ranma over his head using said tentacles* And why would I do that? It's so much fun seeing you suffer because of this... Besides, your male self seems to like this. Would he want to become cursed again? *grins*
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Sept 26, 2009 20:52:12 GMT -5
No! Yes!
*both Ranmas glare at each other before breaking out into a brawl*
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Post by themaskedavenger on Sept 26, 2009 22:21:44 GMT -5
STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why can't we all just get along!
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Sept 26, 2009 22:52:44 GMT -5
STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why can't we all just get along! *themaskedavenger is torn to pieces by a swarm of tentacled imps* We can get along... as soon as I'm done conquering this place. Until then insanity and fighting will continue. *cackles*
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Post by Speed Racer on Sept 26, 2009 23:08:34 GMT -5
Whoa! Two Ranmas! And one's HAWT!
I think I'm on one of those trips again.
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Sept 27, 2009 0:30:57 GMT -5
WAAAAAAAH! *is launched violently towards Speed Racer, FemRanma seething angrily*
You better mean him if you know what's good for you!
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Sept 27, 2009 9:56:45 GMT -5
WAAAAAAAH! *is launched violently towards Speed Racer, FemRanma seething angrily*You better mean him if you know what's good for you! *makes Fem!Ranma even more girly, corrupting her body and thoughts* You know that I'll just keep twisting you until you break as long as you complain, don't you? Your anger amuses me after all... *cackles*
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Sept 27, 2009 10:03:46 GMT -5
...that's kinda harsh, dude. I mean, she's still me, and that was just plain ol' uncalled for. Ya might as well just put us back they way we were. Besides, think about it; the Jusenkyo curse is, in a way, an embodiment of chaos, and you undid it.
You undid your own chaotic work to make us bland.
Think about it.
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Sept 27, 2009 10:19:47 GMT -5
Hmm... You have a slight point there. *returns them back to normal*
But you also gave me another idea. *makes Male!Ranma have a female personality while Fem!Ranma has a male one*
It is indeed true that Jusenkyo is chaotic as it is... but this little twist should make things more interesting.
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Post by The Raven on Sept 27, 2009 10:39:41 GMT -5
So am I still a sexy piece of lint or what?
I don't understand the world anymore.
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Sept 27, 2009 10:44:51 GMT -5
Yes, yes you are... And good. That just means everything is going just as planned *grins*
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Post by The Raven on Sept 27, 2009 14:23:51 GMT -5
Yes, yes you are... And good. That just means everything is going just as planned *grins* So a female piece of lint that doesn't understand the world anymore is a part of your plan.... god help us all.
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Post by rorschach on Sept 27, 2009 15:10:35 GMT -5
I'm calling Sam Neill. He has experience looking into the mouth of madness after all.
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