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Post by themaskedavenger on Oct 12, 2009 13:38:57 GMT -5
arrghhh my stomach!!!!!!!!!!
*runs to bathroom. Comes out an hour later*
I just took the most disgusting dump of my life!
*bob walks out of the bathroom*
See I told ya!!!!!!!
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Oct 12, 2009 21:43:10 GMT -5
But that's exactly WHY you're the invisible user. You are so invisible that you're clearly visible to mortal eyes, and you never even knew it.
As for why it looks like I'm the invisible user, well, it's obviously because of my training in the martial arts. I don't want you to see me, and thus you don't see me. It's that simple. I'm really visible, but you perceive me as invisible... it's kinda cool, when you think about it. *both Ranma and Raven are attacked by tentacled versions of Kuno, Ryoga, Happosai, Mousse, Kodachi, Herb and Saffron* DIE, invisible menaces! *cackles* And 'Pool? I'm confiscating your chimichanga cook book for an undetermined amount of time until you make up for that failure... Destroy those two and I might forgive you. My cook book!? *looks dejected* Yes, master. *turns to Ranma and Raven* Sorry, but I have to kill you guys in this thread now too. I'm also using my powers to transport this thread to the nonsense sections.
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Post by The Raven on Oct 12, 2009 21:51:45 GMT -5
Deadpool, remember that time I baked you cookies because I love you?
*HBK puppy dog eyes*
You can't take a blade to this face!
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Oct 13, 2009 1:21:09 GMT -5
Raven, me and you have a friendship man between us.
Me and 'Tep have insanity, madness, my soul, mind altering abilities that leave me not knowing what's real and what's fictional at a moments a notice, the ability to completey and utterly destroy me, chimichangas, pocky, and a mutual like of seeing the happiness of children destroyed between us.
So yeah, *eats some petrified Raven cookies that she kept* I think you're a little outclassed there.
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Oct 13, 2009 7:57:27 GMT -5
...ahh, but see, 'Pool, you have a disadvantage here.
Namely, you're a... a...
![O_o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/browraise.png)
C-C-C-C-C-C-CCCCAT!
*runs as far away from Deadpool as she can*
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Post by khali on Oct 13, 2009 15:00:04 GMT -5
Deadpool, remember that time I baked you cookies because I love you? *HBK puppy dog eyes* You can't take a blade to this face! If you do, he'll lose his smile.
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Post by The Raven on Oct 13, 2009 16:21:32 GMT -5
Raven, me and you have a friendship man between us. Me and 'Tep have insanity, madness, my soul, mind altering abilities that leave me not knowing what's real and what's fictional at a moments a notice, the ability to completey and utterly destroy me, chimichangas, pocky, and a mutual like of seeing the happiness of children destroyed between us. So yeah, *eats some petrified Raven cookies that she kept* I think you're a little outclassed there. ...care for a sandie? ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cry.png)
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Oct 13, 2009 17:15:24 GMT -5
Raven, me and you have a friendship man between us. Me and 'Tep have insanity, madness, my soul, mind altering abilities that leave me not knowing what's real and what's fictional at a moments a notice, the ability to completey and utterly destroy me, chimichangas, pocky, and a mutual like of seeing the happiness of children destroyed between us. So yeah, *eats some petrified Raven cookies that she kept* I think you're a little outclassed there. ...care for a sandie? ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cry.png) See... there's no use resisting. ![](http://www.varisangel.net/images/smilies/violent-smiley-036.gif) Just bow down to me and resume your pitiful life! *cackles*
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Oct 13, 2009 23:17:46 GMT -5
I still would like a Sandie though.
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Post by themaskedavenger on Oct 14, 2009 2:08:53 GMT -5
*runs in, and grabs the sandies*
MINE!!!!!!!!
*runs out*
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Post by The Raven on Oct 14, 2009 13:02:16 GMT -5
I have no sandies to give now... *sniff* ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cry.png) *is slowly driven insane by the lack of sandies* ![:-X](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/lipssealed.png) ....Topically applied fluoride doesn't prevent tooth decay...it renders teeth detectable by spy satellite.... Mr. Nyarlathotep, you have my soul...
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Oct 14, 2009 13:16:01 GMT -5
*eats Raven's soul*
Good, good... Welcome aboard, my minion! Don't worry, the emptiness you feel for not having any more sandies will be filled with madness and chaos... For example, go and dispose of themaskedavenger... Surprise me. *grins*
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Oct 14, 2009 14:03:00 GMT -5
Who knows Raven. If you do a good job, 'Tep may just bake up some fresh Sandies for us. I mean I get chimichangas sometimes. Even if I could swear that they BLEED when I eat them sometimes...
Anyways, where has Rorschach gone? The Masked Avenger and him fight against this WAY to hard!
*starts beating on Silk Spectre to get answers*
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Post by khali on Oct 14, 2009 15:44:24 GMT -5
Raven, me and you have a friendship man between us. Me and 'Tep have insanity, madness, my soul, mind altering abilities that leave me not knowing what's real and what's fictional at a moments a notice, the ability to completey and utterly destroy me, chimichangas, pocky, and a mutual like of seeing the happiness of children destroyed between us. So yeah, *eats some petrified Raven cookies that she kept* I think you're a little outclassed there. ...care for a sandie? ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cry.png) You should've offered him a vulture, man. NOBODY CAN TURN DOWN A VULTURE.
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Oct 14, 2009 15:57:42 GMT -5
...care for a sandie? ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cry.png) You should've offered him a vulture, man. NOBODY CAN TURN DOWN A VULTURE. *gives a vulture to The (Un)Great Khali* That's what you wanted, wasn't it? *grins*
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Post by The Raven on Oct 14, 2009 16:11:07 GMT -5
*eats Raven's soul* Good, good... Welcome aboard, my minion! Don't worry, the emptiness you feel for not having any more sandies will be filled with madness and chaos... For example, go and dispose of themaskedavenger... Surprise me. *grins* *quietly removes tie* ![](http://i35.tinypic.com/r0101j.jpg) *heavy breathing* Avenger....I'll try and make this as painful as possible. *unspeakable things*
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Post by themaskedavenger on Oct 14, 2009 18:32:44 GMT -5
*distracts Raven with Pecan Sandies, and kicks him into Batistas pit of danger*
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Oct 15, 2009 9:04:25 GMT -5
*explodes through the topic, kicking and punching everything in her way*
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
*skids to a halt, staring in horror at Deadpool, then turns around and runs the other way*
ANOTHER CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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Post by The Raven on Oct 15, 2009 12:13:58 GMT -5
*distracts Raven with Pecan Sandies, and kicks him into Batistas pit of danger* You kicked me into my own asshole!
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Post by khali on Oct 15, 2009 19:56:36 GMT -5
You should've offered him a vulture, man. NOBODY CAN TURN DOWN A VULTURE. *gives a vulture to The (Un)Great Khali* That's what you wanted, wasn't it? *grins* I have more vultures than you (or anyone else, for that matter) can shake a stick (or billions of sticks, for that matter) at (or in, for that matter). For that end (and other things, for that matter), I keep lots of vultures handy. *butchers Vulture*
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