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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man on Jun 7, 2009 18:22:56 GMT -5
I just got a call from my dad warning me to keep the doors locked, as some nutjob escaped from prison and the cops are hunting for him in the area.
Looks like I'll be sleepin' with my trusty handgun by my bedside tonight.
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Post by Insomniac on Jun 7, 2009 19:18:20 GMT -5
Leaves the doors and windows unlocked, but set up various booby traps throughout the house. If Home Alone taught us anything, hilarity is sure to ensue.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man on Jun 7, 2009 19:23:39 GMT -5
Nah. My brother wouldn't like that.
He'd rather just shoot the guy upon sight.
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Post by Insomniac on Jun 7, 2009 19:25:53 GMT -5
Why shoot a guy when you can let a paint can smash him in the face? Or set the top of his head on fire? Or have him fall down a slippery stairwell?
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Post by Shovelman on Jun 7, 2009 19:28:37 GMT -5
Shooting the guy after all those traps is just the exclamation point....of awesome!
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man on Jun 7, 2009 19:29:07 GMT -5
I'm afraid such comedic means of protection are lost upon my brother. He's just much too bloodthirsty to pass up the chance to load his revolver and keep an eye out for a reason to shoot someone.
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Post by bob on Jun 7, 2009 21:24:44 GMT -5
good luck
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man on Jun 7, 2009 23:02:27 GMT -5
Well, I have a bit of an update.
The dude broke into a house not too far away, and presumably stole some clothes and the gods alone know what else. Luckily, though, no one was home, so he hasn't injured anyone other than a police officer since his escape.
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Post by bob on Jun 7, 2009 23:27:17 GMT -5
Well, I have a bit of an update. The dude broke into a house not too far away, and presumably stole some clothes and the gods alone know what else. Luckily, though, no one was home, so he hasn't injured anyone other than a police officer since his escape. if I were you I'd be very nervious |
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man on Jun 7, 2009 23:37:51 GMT -5
Eh. I'm fairly certain I'm as safe as I can be. I have a secure home, access to guns and ammo, and a brother who wouldn't think twice about putting a bullet between someone's eyes. Not to mention, my dad being a fire chief means he can get the cops here quicker than your average joe.
I'm more worried about some of my neighbors; there's plenty of old folk around here who wouldn't stand a chance if someone broke into their homes.
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Post by khali on Jun 8, 2009 14:09:15 GMT -5
Hopefully the cops will catch the crazy bastard. If they don't, good luck in shooting him.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man on Jun 8, 2009 14:30:58 GMT -5
Well, the dude is still at large, but he's most likely out of my general area by now.
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Post by themaskedavenger on Jun 8, 2009 15:28:56 GMT -5
Should go all Punisher, and hunt him down.
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Post by Claw on Jun 8, 2009 23:00:58 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man on Jun 9, 2009 17:47:05 GMT -5
Should go all Punisher, and hunt him down. For some reason, I doubt that'd work out as well in the real world as it does in the comics, so I think I'll have to pass on that idea. |
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Post by y2joey on Jun 9, 2009 21:55:58 GMT -5
Where exactly do you live at?
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