Post by Some kind of a DSR-type person on Jul 26, 2009 12:11:38 GMT -5
Second Round Results:
1. Adam Sandler eliminates Steve Martin, 4-2.
2. John Goodman eliminates Chris Kattan, 3-2.
3. Darrell Hammond eliminates Robert Smigel, 7-1.
4. Mike Myers eliminates Tina Fey, 3-2.
5. Amy Poehler eliminates Danny DeVito, 4-3.
6. Christopher Walken eliminates Tracy Morgan, 3-2.
7. Jane Curtin eliminates Martin Short, 7-0.
8. David Spade eliminates Tim Meadows, 3-1.
9. Chris Rock eliminates Jay Mohr, 4-1.
10. Norm MacDonald eliminates John Belushi, 2-0.
11. Jim Breuer eliminates Cheri Oteri, 3-2. Maybe now Goat Boy's handlers won't zap him with their cattle prod.
NORA DUNN
"You know, I like to think of my mind as a big, empty bucket, just waiting to be filled with pictures and words and...whatever. Surprise me! That's why Vogue is my favorite book.. and you know, I have my own library - volumes and volumes of Vogue. You know, I can just refer to them. What was I thinking last October? Well, I can look, and it's right her, between September and November!"
-As vacuous talk show host Pat Stevens
CHRIS FARLEY
"Oh, you know that Saturday Night Live show, ah it got way worse...oh yeah, its just sad, they got that fat guy screaming all the time, come on, pull the plug on that freakin' thing."
-mocking his own SNL tenure while playing Todd O'Connor, Chicago Superfan
1. Adam Sandler eliminates Steve Martin, 4-2.
2. John Goodman eliminates Chris Kattan, 3-2.
3. Darrell Hammond eliminates Robert Smigel, 7-1.
4. Mike Myers eliminates Tina Fey, 3-2.
5. Amy Poehler eliminates Danny DeVito, 4-3.
6. Christopher Walken eliminates Tracy Morgan, 3-2.
7. Jane Curtin eliminates Martin Short, 7-0.
8. David Spade eliminates Tim Meadows, 3-1.
9. Chris Rock eliminates Jay Mohr, 4-1.
10. Norm MacDonald eliminates John Belushi, 2-0.
11. Jim Breuer eliminates Cheri Oteri, 3-2. Maybe now Goat Boy's handlers won't zap him with their cattle prod.
NORA DUNN
"You know, I like to think of my mind as a big, empty bucket, just waiting to be filled with pictures and words and...whatever. Surprise me! That's why Vogue is my favorite book.. and you know, I have my own library - volumes and volumes of Vogue. You know, I can just refer to them. What was I thinking last October? Well, I can look, and it's right her, between September and November!"
-As vacuous talk show host Pat Stevens
VS.
CHRIS FARLEY
"Oh, you know that Saturday Night Live show, ah it got way worse...oh yeah, its just sad, they got that fat guy screaming all the time, come on, pull the plug on that freakin' thing."
-mocking his own SNL tenure while playing Todd O'Connor, Chicago Superfan
