Post by Some kind of a DSR-type person on Jul 30, 2009 13:16:59 GMT -5
Second Round Results:
1. Adam Sandler eliminates Steve Martin, 4-2.
2. John Goodman eliminates Chris Kattan, 3-2.
3. Darrell Hammond eliminates Robert Smigel, 7-1.
4. Mike Myers eliminates Tina Fey, 3-2.
5. Amy Poehler eliminates Danny DeVito, 4-3.
6. Christopher Walken eliminates Tracy Morgan, 3-2.
7. Jane Curtin eliminates Martin Short, 7-0.
8. David Spade eliminates Tim Meadows, 3-1.
9. Chris Rock eliminates Jay Mohr, 4-1.
10. Norm MacDonald eliminates John Belushi, 2-0.
11. Jim Breuer eliminates Cheri Oteri, 3-2.
12. Chris Farley eliminates Nora Dunn, 5-0.
13. Dan Aykroyd eliminates Rob Schneider, 5-1. YOU CAN'T DO EET!
DENNIS MILLER
"The Supreme Court reconvened this week, and ruled that it is justifiable homicide to kill somebody who makes that quotes-sign thing with their fingers when they're talking to you."
-From Weekend Update
WILL FERRELL
"No! I mean you and me! We could make an evening of it. We'll head over to Mars, and I'll bring my sandwich "Linda". And we can make sloppy Martian love in the back of my dunebuggy. So, what do you say? Is it a date? It's a simple question: Do you want to go to Mars with a dead guy and a sandwich? Yes or no?"
-As then-recently deceased Harry Caray, sort of trying to seduce NASA Flight Director Linda Ham
1. Adam Sandler eliminates Steve Martin, 4-2.
2. John Goodman eliminates Chris Kattan, 3-2.
3. Darrell Hammond eliminates Robert Smigel, 7-1.
4. Mike Myers eliminates Tina Fey, 3-2.
5. Amy Poehler eliminates Danny DeVito, 4-3.
6. Christopher Walken eliminates Tracy Morgan, 3-2.
7. Jane Curtin eliminates Martin Short, 7-0.
8. David Spade eliminates Tim Meadows, 3-1.
9. Chris Rock eliminates Jay Mohr, 4-1.
10. Norm MacDonald eliminates John Belushi, 2-0.
11. Jim Breuer eliminates Cheri Oteri, 3-2.
12. Chris Farley eliminates Nora Dunn, 5-0.
13. Dan Aykroyd eliminates Rob Schneider, 5-1. YOU CAN'T DO EET!
DENNIS MILLER
"The Supreme Court reconvened this week, and ruled that it is justifiable homicide to kill somebody who makes that quotes-sign thing with their fingers when they're talking to you."
-From Weekend Update
VS.
WILL FERRELL
"No! I mean you and me! We could make an evening of it. We'll head over to Mars, and I'll bring my sandwich "Linda". And we can make sloppy Martian love in the back of my dunebuggy. So, what do you say? Is it a date? It's a simple question: Do you want to go to Mars with a dead guy and a sandwich? Yes or no?"
-As then-recently deceased Harry Caray, sort of trying to seduce NASA Flight Director Linda Ham
