Post by Some kind of a DSR-type person on Aug 1, 2009 0:53:21 GMT -5
Second Round Results:
1. Adam Sandler eliminates Steve Martin, 4-2.
2. John Goodman eliminates Chris Kattan, 3-2.
3. Darrell Hammond eliminates Robert Smigel, 7-1.
4. Mike Myers eliminates Tina Fey, 3-2.
5. Amy Poehler eliminates Danny DeVito, 4-3.
6. Christopher Walken eliminates Tracy Morgan, 3-2.
7. Jane Curtin eliminates Martin Short, 7-0.
8. David Spade eliminates Tim Meadows, 3-1.
9. Chris Rock eliminates Jay Mohr, 4-1.
10. Norm MacDonald eliminates John Belushi, 2-0.
11. Jim Breuer eliminates Cheri Oteri, 3-2.
12. Chris Farley eliminates Nora Dunn, 5-0.
13. Dan Aykroyd eliminates Rob Schneider, 5-1.
14. Will Ferrell eliminates Dennis Miller, 2-1. I bet Miller's gonna go on a long-winded rant about this...
GILBERT GOTTFRIED
"He's as dead as a door nail. He's been dead since the New Hampshire primaries. The picture's coming out in my new book - 'The Faking of a President.' This is Reagan at a press conference - Bush is holding him up!"
-Way back when people were worried President Reagan wouldn't live through his entire first presidential term, Gottfried as an author claiming Reagan was already dead
ALEC BALDWIN
"Well, there's no beating my Balls. They're made from a secret Schweddy Family recipe. No one can resist my Schweddy Balls."
-As chef Pete Schweddy, telling radio listeners how great his balls are
1. Adam Sandler eliminates Steve Martin, 4-2.
2. John Goodman eliminates Chris Kattan, 3-2.
3. Darrell Hammond eliminates Robert Smigel, 7-1.
4. Mike Myers eliminates Tina Fey, 3-2.
5. Amy Poehler eliminates Danny DeVito, 4-3.
6. Christopher Walken eliminates Tracy Morgan, 3-2.
7. Jane Curtin eliminates Martin Short, 7-0.
8. David Spade eliminates Tim Meadows, 3-1.
9. Chris Rock eliminates Jay Mohr, 4-1.
10. Norm MacDonald eliminates John Belushi, 2-0.
11. Jim Breuer eliminates Cheri Oteri, 3-2.
12. Chris Farley eliminates Nora Dunn, 5-0.
13. Dan Aykroyd eliminates Rob Schneider, 5-1.
14. Will Ferrell eliminates Dennis Miller, 2-1. I bet Miller's gonna go on a long-winded rant about this...
GILBERT GOTTFRIED
"He's as dead as a door nail. He's been dead since the New Hampshire primaries. The picture's coming out in my new book - 'The Faking of a President.' This is Reagan at a press conference - Bush is holding him up!"
-Way back when people were worried President Reagan wouldn't live through his entire first presidential term, Gottfried as an author claiming Reagan was already dead
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ALEC BALDWIN
"Well, there's no beating my Balls. They're made from a secret Schweddy Family recipe. No one can resist my Schweddy Balls."
-As chef Pete Schweddy, telling radio listeners how great his balls are
