Post by Some kind of a DSR-type person on Aug 2, 2009 2:37:41 GMT -5
Second Round Results:
1. Adam Sandler eliminates Steve Martin, 4-2.
2. John Goodman eliminates Chris Kattan, 3-2.
3. Darrell Hammond eliminates Robert Smigel, 7-1.
4. Mike Myers eliminates Tina Fey, 3-2.
5. Amy Poehler eliminates Danny DeVito, 4-3.
6. Christopher Walken eliminates Tracy Morgan, 3-2.
7. Jane Curtin eliminates Martin Short, 7-0.
8. David Spade eliminates Tim Meadows, 3-1.
9. Chris Rock eliminates Jay Mohr, 4-1.
10. Norm MacDonald eliminates John Belushi, 2-0.
11. Jim Breuer eliminates Cheri Oteri, 3-2.
12. Chris Farley eliminates Nora Dunn, 5-0.
13. Dan Aykroyd eliminates Rob Schneider, 5-1.
14. Will Ferrell eliminates Dennis Miller, 2-1.
15. Alec Baldwin elimiinates Gilbert Gottfried, 3-2. YOU FOOL!
COLIN QUINN
"They keep saying 'our president, William Jefferson Clinton' now, have you noticed that? That's when you know you're really in trouble. When they use your full name. It's like your mother, you know? 'William Jefferson Clinton, you get in here right now! Did you abuse power? Don't you mislead me!'"
-From Weekend Update
BILL MURRAY
"Say, uh, are they any new developments? No, I guess not! Say, you oughtta really put some band-aids on those mosquito bites you got there!"
-As nerdy Todd, making fun of his equally nerdy prom date's small boobs
1. Adam Sandler eliminates Steve Martin, 4-2.
2. John Goodman eliminates Chris Kattan, 3-2.
3. Darrell Hammond eliminates Robert Smigel, 7-1.
4. Mike Myers eliminates Tina Fey, 3-2.
5. Amy Poehler eliminates Danny DeVito, 4-3.
6. Christopher Walken eliminates Tracy Morgan, 3-2.
7. Jane Curtin eliminates Martin Short, 7-0.
8. David Spade eliminates Tim Meadows, 3-1.
9. Chris Rock eliminates Jay Mohr, 4-1.
10. Norm MacDonald eliminates John Belushi, 2-0.
11. Jim Breuer eliminates Cheri Oteri, 3-2.
12. Chris Farley eliminates Nora Dunn, 5-0.
13. Dan Aykroyd eliminates Rob Schneider, 5-1.
14. Will Ferrell eliminates Dennis Miller, 2-1.
15. Alec Baldwin elimiinates Gilbert Gottfried, 3-2. YOU FOOL!
COLIN QUINN
"They keep saying 'our president, William Jefferson Clinton' now, have you noticed that? That's when you know you're really in trouble. When they use your full name. It's like your mother, you know? 'William Jefferson Clinton, you get in here right now! Did you abuse power? Don't you mislead me!'"
-From Weekend Update
VS.
BILL MURRAY
"Say, uh, are they any new developments? No, I guess not! Say, you oughtta really put some band-aids on those mosquito bites you got there!"
-As nerdy Todd, making fun of his equally nerdy prom date's small boobs
