DSR's Sometimes Late SNL tourney - Match 39

[Some kind of a DSR-type person]

Second Round Results:
1. Adam Sandler eliminates Steve Martin, 4-2.
2. John Goodman eliminates Chris Kattan, 3-2.
3. Darrell Hammond eliminates Robert Smigel, 7-1.
4. Mike Myers eliminates Tina Fey, 3-2.
5. Amy Poehler eliminates Danny DeVito, 4-3.
6. Christopher Walken eliminates Tracy Morgan, 3-2. I'm sure Brian Fellow would blame that perverted porcupine for ruining Tracy's chances by showing his weiner.

JANE CURTIN

"The Greenwich Village Community Court, today, convincted the City of Cincinnati for obscenity, for their conviction of Hustler Magazine publisher Larry Flynt. The Greenwich Village Court sentenced the people of Cincinnati to live in Cincinnati."
-From Weekend Update

VS.

MARTIN SHORT

"Alright, now, Rajeev will be spinning for anywhere from $100 to $100,000! How exciting! Just the thought of it must be giving Rajeev a chubby!"
-As singer and game show host Jackie Rogers, Jr.

[bob]

Jane since I remember her work on 3rd rock from the sun

[Kermit The Hulk]

Jane Curtin. She was one of the original cast members, and she did more on the show than Short. Don't get me wrong. I liked Martin Short's run on the show, but it only lasted one season. I always felt that '84-'85 cast should have stayed on for at least one more season.