Post by Some kind of a DSR-type person on Jul 20, 2009 0:21:21 GMT -5
Second Round Results:
1. Adam Sandler eliminates Steve Martin, 4-2.
2. John Goodman eliminates Chris Kattan, 3-2.
3. Darrell Hammond eliminates Robert Smigel, 7-1.
4. Mike Myers eliminates Tina Fey, 3-2.
5. Amy Poehler eliminates Danny DeVito, 4-3.
6. Christopher Walken eliminates Tracy Morgan, 3-2.
7. Jane Curtin eliminates Martin Short, 7-0. Maybe she and her husband are gonna celebrate by throwing rings at each other's cones. Y'know, like they do in...France.
DAVID SPADE
"I met her at Wendy's...with the pick-up line, 'Hey, Mindy. You're name kinda rhymes with this place.' Immediately, she wanted to get it on in the bathroom. But I got too much class for that. So we climbed up on a roof...I pulled down my underpants seductively...I pointed to my peepee...and I said, 'Do stuff to this.'"
-As Patrick Jexson, on a talk show titled "Accruing Equity and Making Hot, Sweet Love"
TIM MEADOWS
"Really? Did I happen to mention that I have '101 Dalmatians' on laserdisc?"
-As Jerry "Steve" Dave, trying to bribe someone into giving him a job
1. Adam Sandler eliminates Steve Martin, 4-2.
2. John Goodman eliminates Chris Kattan, 3-2.
3. Darrell Hammond eliminates Robert Smigel, 7-1.
4. Mike Myers eliminates Tina Fey, 3-2.
5. Amy Poehler eliminates Danny DeVito, 4-3.
6. Christopher Walken eliminates Tracy Morgan, 3-2.
7. Jane Curtin eliminates Martin Short, 7-0. Maybe she and her husband are gonna celebrate by throwing rings at each other's cones. Y'know, like they do in...France.
DAVID SPADE
"I met her at Wendy's...with the pick-up line, 'Hey, Mindy. You're name kinda rhymes with this place.' Immediately, she wanted to get it on in the bathroom. But I got too much class for that. So we climbed up on a roof...I pulled down my underpants seductively...I pointed to my peepee...and I said, 'Do stuff to this.'"
-As Patrick Jexson, on a talk show titled "Accruing Equity and Making Hot, Sweet Love"
VS.
TIM MEADOWS
"Really? Did I happen to mention that I have '101 Dalmatians' on laserdisc?"
-As Jerry "Steve" Dave, trying to bribe someone into giving him a job
