Post by Some kind of a DSR-type person on Jul 21, 2009 0:14:40 GMT -5
Second Round Results:
1. Adam Sandler eliminates Steve Martin, 4-2.
2. John Goodman eliminates Chris Kattan, 3-2.
3. Darrell Hammond eliminates Robert Smigel, 7-1.
4. Mike Myers eliminates Tina Fey, 3-2.
5. Amy Poehler eliminates Danny DeVito, 4-3.
6. Christopher Walken eliminates Tracy Morgan, 3-2.
7. Jane Curtin eliminates Martin Short, 7-0.
8. David Spade eliminates Tim Meadows, 3-1. So, uh, I guess Spade's forgiven for that awful movie The Benchwarmers.
JAY MOHR
"Todd's right...there are others who can come to your house...like Rick James...the guy who attacked Monica Seles...and Sean Young. Todd, Crispin, Rick and Sean, and the guy who attacked Monica Seles...want to spend time with you...at your house...but they can't do that...unless you tell us where you live...so, please...call now."
-As Christopher Walken, promoting his psychic friends hotline with a bunch of whacked out celebrities that want to come to your house
CHRIS ROCK
"Some diseases they just gave up on! They just said 'The hell with it!' You know, like blindness. If you go blind, they don't got nothing for you! If you go to a doctor and tell him that you're blind, they say, 'Hey, why don't you get this dog to drag your blind ass around?' What kind of cure is that?!"
-From his monologue
1. Adam Sandler eliminates Steve Martin, 4-2.
2. John Goodman eliminates Chris Kattan, 3-2.
3. Darrell Hammond eliminates Robert Smigel, 7-1.
4. Mike Myers eliminates Tina Fey, 3-2.
5. Amy Poehler eliminates Danny DeVito, 4-3.
6. Christopher Walken eliminates Tracy Morgan, 3-2.
7. Jane Curtin eliminates Martin Short, 7-0.
8. David Spade eliminates Tim Meadows, 3-1. So, uh, I guess Spade's forgiven for that awful movie The Benchwarmers.
JAY MOHR
"Todd's right...there are others who can come to your house...like Rick James...the guy who attacked Monica Seles...and Sean Young. Todd, Crispin, Rick and Sean, and the guy who attacked Monica Seles...want to spend time with you...at your house...but they can't do that...unless you tell us where you live...so, please...call now."
-As Christopher Walken, promoting his psychic friends hotline with a bunch of whacked out celebrities that want to come to your house
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CHRIS ROCK
"Some diseases they just gave up on! They just said 'The hell with it!' You know, like blindness. If you go blind, they don't got nothing for you! If you go to a doctor and tell him that you're blind, they say, 'Hey, why don't you get this dog to drag your blind ass around?' What kind of cure is that?!"
-From his monologue
