DSR/SNL: Back to the Minors - Match 42

[Some kind of a DSR-type person]

Second Round Results:
1. Adam Sandler eliminates Steve Martin, 4-2.
2. John Goodman eliminates Chris Kattan, 3-2.
3. Darrell Hammond eliminates Robert Smigel, 7-1.
4. Mike Myers eliminates Tina Fey, 3-2.
5. Amy Poehler eliminates Danny DeVito, 4-3.
6. Christopher Walken eliminates Tracy Morgan, 3-2.
7. Jane Curtin eliminates Martin Short, 7-0.
8. David Spade eliminates Tim Meadows, 3-1.
9. Chris Rock eliminates Jay Mohr, 4-1. Looks like Jay's not the last comic standing in this competition.

JOHN BELUSHI

"Actually, I'm not doing much this Christmas. Uh, anyway, how 'bout dinner? I'm not fussy. I'd like some candied yams, some plum pudding, a roast goose stuffed with drugs. ... Uh, quadraphonic sound system would be real nice. And maybe I could use a car - if you've got one, a nice brand new car. If you've got a fifteen year old girl, of course, that'd be nice. Fourteen, I don't care. Sixteen. Nice girl."
-Trying to find a family to adopt him for Christmas

VS.

NORM MACDONALD

"Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year ... hey, happy birthday Jesus, hope you like crap!"
- From Weekend Update

[thelesserevil]

Norm, he's hilarious.