Post by Some kind of a DSR-type person on Jul 15, 2009 23:31:13 GMT -5
Second Round Results:
1. Adam Sandler eliminates Steve Martin, 4-2.
2. John Goodman eliminates Chris Kattan, 3-2.
3. Darrell Hammond eliminates Robert Smigel, 7-1.
4. Mike Myers eliminates Tina Fey, 3-2. SCHWING!
DANNY DEVITO
"Heston, you sound like an old whore. Read it the way Madonna wrote it! Show some respect!"
-As pornographer Al Goldstein, chiding Charlton Heston for the way he reads Madonna's "Sex" book for the book-on-tape
AMY POEHLER
"Ashley Harder, Miss New Jersey USA, has resigned because she's pregnant. Which is odd, since being single and pregnant is what earned her the title Miss New Jersey."
-From Weekend Update
1. Adam Sandler eliminates Steve Martin, 4-2.
2. John Goodman eliminates Chris Kattan, 3-2.
3. Darrell Hammond eliminates Robert Smigel, 7-1.
4. Mike Myers eliminates Tina Fey, 3-2. SCHWING!
DANNY DEVITO
"Heston, you sound like an old whore. Read it the way Madonna wrote it! Show some respect!"
-As pornographer Al Goldstein, chiding Charlton Heston for the way he reads Madonna's "Sex" book for the book-on-tape
VS.
AMY POEHLER
"Ashley Harder, Miss New Jersey USA, has resigned because she's pregnant. Which is odd, since being single and pregnant is what earned her the title Miss New Jersey."
-From Weekend Update
