Post by Some kind of a DSR-type person on Jun 30, 2009 21:47:48 GMT -5
<<Apparently, I forgot to set the time limit for yesterday's poll. Someone please lock that s*** up.>>
First Round Results:
1.Colin Quinn eliminates Joe Piscopo, 8-1.
2. Steve Martin eliminates Tom Hanks, 5-4.
3. Norm MacDonald eliminates Dana Carvey, 6-2.
4. Tracy Morgan eliminates Gilda Radner, 5-0.
5. Darrell Hammond eliminates Eddie Murphy, 4-3.
6. Gilbert Gottfried eliminates David Koechner, 5-1.
7. Christopher Walken eliminates Phil Hartman, 5-2.
8. Dennis Miller eliminates Jim Belushi, 6-0.
9. Dan Aykroyd eliminates Ben Stiller, 9-2.
10. Nora Dunn eliminates Rachel Dratch, 6-4.
11. Jim Breuer eliminates Damon Wayans, 4-3.
12. Bill Murray eliminates Chevy Chase, 7-1.
13. Chris Kattan eliminates Al Franken, 6-1.
14. Cheri Oteri eliminates Sarah Silverman, 5-1.
15. Alec Baldwin eliminates Chris Parnell, 3-1.
16. John Belushi eliminates Horatio Sanz, 8-2.
17. Jay Mohr eliminates Julia Louis-Dreyfus, 5-3.
18. David Spade eliminates Kevin Nealon, 4-3.
19. Danny DeVito eliminates Jan Hooks, 6-2.
20. Adam Sandler eliminates Janeane Garofalo, 9-0.
21. Will Ferrell eliminates Laraine Newman, 9-0.
22. John Goodman eliminates Rob Riggle, 6-1, because Riggle is out of his f***in' element.
ANA GASTEYER was an SNL castmember from 1996 to 2002, and after leaving made a cameo in 2004. Her characters include Bobbi Mohan-Culp, a music teacher who would sing popular songs at school assemblies alongside her husband (played by Will Ferrell); feminist alternative/folk singer Cinder Calhoun; and Margaret Jo McCullin, co-host of the radio show Delicious Dish. Ana's impressions include Ann B. Davis (Alice from The Brady Bunch), Barbra Streisand, Celine Dion, Dianne Sawyer, Glenn Close, Hillary Clinton, Jewel, Martha Stewart, and many more.
Gasteyer's credits beyond SNL include a role in Mean Girls with Tina Fey and Tim Meadows, Dick with Jim Breuer and Will Ferrell, What Women Want, and Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, among others.
CHRIS ROCK was an SNL castmember from 1990 to 1993, then hosted in 1996 and made several cameos since. His characters include Nat X, host of The Dark Side and a man who constantly fights with "The Man"; and Onski, host of the rap-themed I'm Chillin' (alongside B-Fats, played by Chris Farley). Rock's impressions include Flavor Flav, Jaleel White, Luther Campbell (of 2 Live Crew), MC Hammer, and Whoopi Goldberg. He also gave a few special reports on Weekend Update, on topics such as the likelihood of a black Vice President (and what black people would do to the white President in such an event). "The Best of Chris Rock" was released on DVD several years ago.
Rock's off-SNL credits include the stand-up comedy specials Bring the Pain and Bigger & Blacker, roles in Beverly Hills Cop II with Eddie Murphy, CB4 with Chris Elliott, Lethal Weapon 4, Dr. Dolittle with Murphy, Dogma, Nurse Betty, Pootie Tang, and The Longest Yard with Adam Sandler, among others. He's also hosted his own talk show, The Chris Rock Show; hosted the MTV Video Music Awards; and created the sitcom Everybody Hates Chris.
First Round Results:
1.Colin Quinn eliminates Joe Piscopo, 8-1.
2. Steve Martin eliminates Tom Hanks, 5-4.
3. Norm MacDonald eliminates Dana Carvey, 6-2.
4. Tracy Morgan eliminates Gilda Radner, 5-0.
5. Darrell Hammond eliminates Eddie Murphy, 4-3.
6. Gilbert Gottfried eliminates David Koechner, 5-1.
7. Christopher Walken eliminates Phil Hartman, 5-2.
8. Dennis Miller eliminates Jim Belushi, 6-0.
9. Dan Aykroyd eliminates Ben Stiller, 9-2.
10. Nora Dunn eliminates Rachel Dratch, 6-4.
11. Jim Breuer eliminates Damon Wayans, 4-3.
12. Bill Murray eliminates Chevy Chase, 7-1.
13. Chris Kattan eliminates Al Franken, 6-1.
14. Cheri Oteri eliminates Sarah Silverman, 5-1.
15. Alec Baldwin eliminates Chris Parnell, 3-1.
16. John Belushi eliminates Horatio Sanz, 8-2.
17. Jay Mohr eliminates Julia Louis-Dreyfus, 5-3.
18. David Spade eliminates Kevin Nealon, 4-3.
19. Danny DeVito eliminates Jan Hooks, 6-2.
20. Adam Sandler eliminates Janeane Garofalo, 9-0.
21. Will Ferrell eliminates Laraine Newman, 9-0.
22. John Goodman eliminates Rob Riggle, 6-1, because Riggle is out of his f***in' element.
ANA GASTEYER was an SNL castmember from 1996 to 2002, and after leaving made a cameo in 2004. Her characters include Bobbi Mohan-Culp, a music teacher who would sing popular songs at school assemblies alongside her husband (played by Will Ferrell); feminist alternative/folk singer Cinder Calhoun; and Margaret Jo McCullin, co-host of the radio show Delicious Dish. Ana's impressions include Ann B. Davis (Alice from The Brady Bunch), Barbra Streisand, Celine Dion, Dianne Sawyer, Glenn Close, Hillary Clinton, Jewel, Martha Stewart, and many more.
Gasteyer's credits beyond SNL include a role in Mean Girls with Tina Fey and Tim Meadows, Dick with Jim Breuer and Will Ferrell, What Women Want, and Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, among others.
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CHRIS ROCK was an SNL castmember from 1990 to 1993, then hosted in 1996 and made several cameos since. His characters include Nat X, host of The Dark Side and a man who constantly fights with "The Man"; and Onski, host of the rap-themed I'm Chillin' (alongside B-Fats, played by Chris Farley). Rock's impressions include Flavor Flav, Jaleel White, Luther Campbell (of 2 Live Crew), MC Hammer, and Whoopi Goldberg. He also gave a few special reports on Weekend Update, on topics such as the likelihood of a black Vice President (and what black people would do to the white President in such an event). "The Best of Chris Rock" was released on DVD several years ago.
Rock's off-SNL credits include the stand-up comedy specials Bring the Pain and Bigger & Blacker, roles in Beverly Hills Cop II with Eddie Murphy, CB4 with Chris Elliott, Lethal Weapon 4, Dr. Dolittle with Murphy, Dogma, Nurse Betty, Pootie Tang, and The Longest Yard with Adam Sandler, among others. He's also hosted his own talk show, The Chris Rock Show; hosted the MTV Video Music Awards; and created the sitcom Everybody Hates Chris.
