Post by Some kind of a DSR-type person on Jul 3, 2009 22:17:22 GMT -5
First Round Results:
1.Colin Quinn eliminates Joe Piscopo, 8-1.
2. Steve Martin eliminates Tom Hanks, 5-4.
3. Norm MacDonald eliminates Dana Carvey, 6-2.
4. Tracy Morgan eliminates Gilda Radner, 5-0.
5. Darrell Hammond eliminates Eddie Murphy, 4-3.
6. Gilbert Gottfried eliminates David Koechner, 5-1.
7. Christopher Walken eliminates Phil Hartman, 5-2.
8. Dennis Miller eliminates Jim Belushi, 6-0.
9. Dan Aykroyd eliminates Ben Stiller, 9-2.
10. Nora Dunn eliminates Rachel Dratch, 6-4.
11. Jim Breuer eliminates Damon Wayans, 4-3.
12. Bill Murray eliminates Chevy Chase, 7-1.
13. Chris Kattan eliminates Al Franken, 6-1.
14. Cheri Oteri eliminates Sarah Silverman, 5-1.
15. Alec Baldwin eliminates Chris Parnell, 3-1.
16. John Belushi eliminates Horatio Sanz, 8-2.
17. Jay Mohr eliminates Julia Louis-Dreyfus, 5-3.
18. David Spade eliminates Kevin Nealon, 4-3.
19. Danny DeVito eliminates Jan Hooks, 6-2.
20. Adam Sandler eliminates Janeane Garofalo, 9-0.
21. Will Ferrell eliminates Laraine Newman, 9-0.
22. John Goodman eliminates Rob Riggle, 6-1.
23. Chris Rock eliminates Ana Gasteyer, 5-0.
24. Amy Poehler eliminates Jimmy Fallon, 7-2.
25. Tim Meadows eliminates Jon Lovitz, 4-3, like a fat girl waving her trophy from the smell contest. Sweet sassy molassey!
BILLY CRYSTAL was an SNL castmember during the 1984-85 season, though he hosted the show twice the season prior, and made special appearances that season and back in 1976. Crystal's characters include shady businessman Al Minkman, the masochistic Willie (who tells his buddy about painful things he does to himself, then finishes off with "Yeah, I hate when that happens."), and insult comedian Buddy Young, Jr. His impressions include Fernando Lamas ("You look mah-velous!"), Muhammad Ali, Sammy Davis, Jr., Prince, and Herve Villechaize.
Crystal has also hosted the Oscars numerous times, played a mime in This is Spinal Tap, starred in films like Throw Momma from the Train, City Slickers and City Slickers II, When Harry Met Sally..., Analyze This, and Analyze That. He provided the voice of Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc. And he's written a few books, including Grandpa's Little One and 700 Sundays.
ROB SCHNEIDER was an SNL castmember from 1990 to 1994, and he made a cameo during an episode in 2002. Rob's most famous character is Richard Laymer, who came up with nicknames for people at his office who were "makin' copies." He's also played Orgasm Guy, who showed his appreciation for everyday things by getting off; The Sensitive Naked Man; Tammy, a girl who antagonized the Gap girls (Adam Sandler, David Spade, Chris Farley); and Carlo, the maitre de at a restaurant where he and all of his co-workers showed over-the-top displays of affection for a young Kirstie Alley. Rob's impressions include Adolf Hitler, Elvis Presley, Peter Lorre, KD Lang, and Soon-Yi Previn. There's no "Best of Rob Schneider" available, but he does feature prominently on the "Bad Boys of SNL" DVD alongside Sandler, Spade, Farley, and Chris Rock.
Schneider's other works include roles in films such as Demolition Man, Judge Dredd, starring roles in films like The Hot Chick, The Animal, and the Deuce Bigalow films, and often cameos in Adam Sandler films like Little Nicky, The Waterboy, and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. He's also appeared on the shows Seinfeld and Ally McBeal, and he was featured prominently on Norm MacDonald's sketch comedy pilot Back to Norm.
1.Colin Quinn eliminates Joe Piscopo, 8-1.
2. Steve Martin eliminates Tom Hanks, 5-4.
3. Norm MacDonald eliminates Dana Carvey, 6-2.
4. Tracy Morgan eliminates Gilda Radner, 5-0.
5. Darrell Hammond eliminates Eddie Murphy, 4-3.
6. Gilbert Gottfried eliminates David Koechner, 5-1.
7. Christopher Walken eliminates Phil Hartman, 5-2.
8. Dennis Miller eliminates Jim Belushi, 6-0.
9. Dan Aykroyd eliminates Ben Stiller, 9-2.
10. Nora Dunn eliminates Rachel Dratch, 6-4.
11. Jim Breuer eliminates Damon Wayans, 4-3.
12. Bill Murray eliminates Chevy Chase, 7-1.
13. Chris Kattan eliminates Al Franken, 6-1.
14. Cheri Oteri eliminates Sarah Silverman, 5-1.
15. Alec Baldwin eliminates Chris Parnell, 3-1.
16. John Belushi eliminates Horatio Sanz, 8-2.
17. Jay Mohr eliminates Julia Louis-Dreyfus, 5-3.
18. David Spade eliminates Kevin Nealon, 4-3.
19. Danny DeVito eliminates Jan Hooks, 6-2.
20. Adam Sandler eliminates Janeane Garofalo, 9-0.
21. Will Ferrell eliminates Laraine Newman, 9-0.
22. John Goodman eliminates Rob Riggle, 6-1.
23. Chris Rock eliminates Ana Gasteyer, 5-0.
24. Amy Poehler eliminates Jimmy Fallon, 7-2.
25. Tim Meadows eliminates Jon Lovitz, 4-3, like a fat girl waving her trophy from the smell contest. Sweet sassy molassey!
BILLY CRYSTAL was an SNL castmember during the 1984-85 season, though he hosted the show twice the season prior, and made special appearances that season and back in 1976. Crystal's characters include shady businessman Al Minkman, the masochistic Willie (who tells his buddy about painful things he does to himself, then finishes off with "Yeah, I hate when that happens."), and insult comedian Buddy Young, Jr. His impressions include Fernando Lamas ("You look mah-velous!"), Muhammad Ali, Sammy Davis, Jr., Prince, and Herve Villechaize.
Crystal has also hosted the Oscars numerous times, played a mime in This is Spinal Tap, starred in films like Throw Momma from the Train, City Slickers and City Slickers II, When Harry Met Sally..., Analyze This, and Analyze That. He provided the voice of Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc. And he's written a few books, including Grandpa's Little One and 700 Sundays.
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ROB SCHNEIDER was an SNL castmember from 1990 to 1994, and he made a cameo during an episode in 2002. Rob's most famous character is Richard Laymer, who came up with nicknames for people at his office who were "makin' copies." He's also played Orgasm Guy, who showed his appreciation for everyday things by getting off; The Sensitive Naked Man; Tammy, a girl who antagonized the Gap girls (Adam Sandler, David Spade, Chris Farley); and Carlo, the maitre de at a restaurant where he and all of his co-workers showed over-the-top displays of affection for a young Kirstie Alley. Rob's impressions include Adolf Hitler, Elvis Presley, Peter Lorre, KD Lang, and Soon-Yi Previn. There's no "Best of Rob Schneider" available, but he does feature prominently on the "Bad Boys of SNL" DVD alongside Sandler, Spade, Farley, and Chris Rock.
Schneider's other works include roles in films such as Demolition Man, Judge Dredd, starring roles in films like The Hot Chick, The Animal, and the Deuce Bigalow films, and often cameos in Adam Sandler films like Little Nicky, The Waterboy, and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. He's also appeared on the shows Seinfeld and Ally McBeal, and he was featured prominently on Norm MacDonald's sketch comedy pilot Back to Norm.
