Post by Some kind of a DSR-type person on Jul 6, 2009 21:16:15 GMT -5
<I keep forgetting to put the one day time limit on these for some reason...mods, feel free to lock the last match.>
First Round Results:
1.Colin Quinn eliminates Joe Piscopo, 8-1.
2. Steve Martin eliminates Tom Hanks, 5-4.
3. Norm MacDonald eliminates Dana Carvey, 6-2.
4. Tracy Morgan eliminates Gilda Radner, 5-0.
5. Darrell Hammond eliminates Eddie Murphy, 4-3.
6. Gilbert Gottfried eliminates David Koechner, 5-1.
7. Christopher Walken eliminates Phil Hartman, 5-2.
8. Dennis Miller eliminates Jim Belushi, 6-0.
9. Dan Aykroyd eliminates Ben Stiller, 9-2.
10. Nora Dunn eliminates Rachel Dratch, 6-4.
11. Jim Breuer eliminates Damon Wayans, 4-3.
12. Bill Murray eliminates Chevy Chase, 7-1.
13. Chris Kattan eliminates Al Franken, 6-1.
14. Cheri Oteri eliminates Sarah Silverman, 5-1.
15. Alec Baldwin eliminates Chris Parnell, 3-1.
16. John Belushi eliminates Horatio Sanz, 8-2.
17. Jay Mohr eliminates Julia Louis-Dreyfus, 5-3.
18. David Spade eliminates Kevin Nealon, 4-3.
19. Danny DeVito eliminates Jan Hooks, 6-2.
20. Adam Sandler eliminates Janeane Garofalo, 9-0.
21. Will Ferrell eliminates Laraine Newman, 9-0.
22. John Goodman eliminates Rob Riggle, 6-1.
23. Chris Rock eliminates Ana Gasteyer, 5-0.
24. Amy Poehler eliminates Jimmy Fallon, 7-2.
25. Tim Meadows eliminates Jon Lovitz, 4-3.
26. Rob Schneider eliminates Billy Crystal, 4-2.
27. Jane Curtin eliminates Chris Elliott, 5-1. And if his daughter Abby is sad because of this, I'll be more than happy to console her.
MIKE MYERS (the one on the left) was an SNL castmember for 7 seasons, his first episode airing January 21st 1989 and his last episode airing January 21st 1995 (weird, huh?). He's also hosted the show once in 1997, and made special appearances occasionally since then. His characters include Andy Grey, host of Scottish Soccer Hooligan Weekly; Dieter, host of the German art show Sprockets; Linda Richman, host of Coffee Talk; Wayne Campbell, of Wayne's World; the heroic Middle-Aged Man; Lothar, of the Hill People; Simon, a young British boy who does drawings in his bath tub; and Pat Arnold, one of the Superfans proclaiming his love for da Bulls and da Cubs. His impressions include Geoffrey Rush, Barbra Streisand, Adolf Hitler, Albert Einstein, Joey Lawrence, Judge Lance Ito, John Wayne Bobbitt, and Mick Jagger (alongside the actual Mick Jagger, playing Keith Richards). His work on SNL earned him an Emmy Award in 1989, and his best of DVD is worth ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS (or somewhere around ten bucks, depending where you shop).
During his tenure as an SNL castmember, Myers starred in the films Wayne's World and Wayne's World 2 alongside Dana Carvey, and So I Married an Axe Murderer. Post-SNL, Myers has become a big-time movie star, with leading roles in films like the Austin Powers trilogy, the Shrek series, The Cat in the Hat, and The Love Guru. He also has a role in the upcoming film Inglourious Basterds.
VICTORIA JACKSON was a castmember on SNL from 1986 to 1992. Her characters include Brenda Clarke, from the Toonces the Driving Cat sketches; Jenny Baker, a Christian girl who would appear on Church Chat; and Nancy Maloney, an old-time nightclub singer. She's also performed impressions, including Roseanne, Rob Lowe, Cyndi Lauper, LaToya Jackson, Sally Struthers, Tina Yothers, Tipper Gore, and Zsa Zsa Gabor (hey, that rhymed!). She also notably appeared on Weekend Update, providing commentary as a stereotypical airhead blonde. During one such segment, she "broke character" by removing her blonde wig and expressed disbelief that audiences bought into this character.
Victoria's most famous non-SNL role is in the cult classic UHF with "Weird" Al Yankovic, but she also appeared in the films Baby Boom, Family Business, The Pick-Up Artist with Robert Downey, Jr., and more. She's appeared on television shows such as Comedy Central's Strip Mall, Nickelodeon's Romeo!, and VH1's Celebrity Fit Club.
First Round Results:
1.Colin Quinn eliminates Joe Piscopo, 8-1.
2. Steve Martin eliminates Tom Hanks, 5-4.
3. Norm MacDonald eliminates Dana Carvey, 6-2.
4. Tracy Morgan eliminates Gilda Radner, 5-0.
5. Darrell Hammond eliminates Eddie Murphy, 4-3.
6. Gilbert Gottfried eliminates David Koechner, 5-1.
7. Christopher Walken eliminates Phil Hartman, 5-2.
8. Dennis Miller eliminates Jim Belushi, 6-0.
9. Dan Aykroyd eliminates Ben Stiller, 9-2.
10. Nora Dunn eliminates Rachel Dratch, 6-4.
11. Jim Breuer eliminates Damon Wayans, 4-3.
12. Bill Murray eliminates Chevy Chase, 7-1.
13. Chris Kattan eliminates Al Franken, 6-1.
14. Cheri Oteri eliminates Sarah Silverman, 5-1.
15. Alec Baldwin eliminates Chris Parnell, 3-1.
16. John Belushi eliminates Horatio Sanz, 8-2.
17. Jay Mohr eliminates Julia Louis-Dreyfus, 5-3.
18. David Spade eliminates Kevin Nealon, 4-3.
19. Danny DeVito eliminates Jan Hooks, 6-2.
20. Adam Sandler eliminates Janeane Garofalo, 9-0.
21. Will Ferrell eliminates Laraine Newman, 9-0.
22. John Goodman eliminates Rob Riggle, 6-1.
23. Chris Rock eliminates Ana Gasteyer, 5-0.
24. Amy Poehler eliminates Jimmy Fallon, 7-2.
25. Tim Meadows eliminates Jon Lovitz, 4-3.
26. Rob Schneider eliminates Billy Crystal, 4-2.
27. Jane Curtin eliminates Chris Elliott, 5-1. And if his daughter Abby is sad because of this, I'll be more than happy to console her.
MIKE MYERS (the one on the left) was an SNL castmember for 7 seasons, his first episode airing January 21st 1989 and his last episode airing January 21st 1995 (weird, huh?). He's also hosted the show once in 1997, and made special appearances occasionally since then. His characters include Andy Grey, host of Scottish Soccer Hooligan Weekly; Dieter, host of the German art show Sprockets; Linda Richman, host of Coffee Talk; Wayne Campbell, of Wayne's World; the heroic Middle-Aged Man; Lothar, of the Hill People; Simon, a young British boy who does drawings in his bath tub; and Pat Arnold, one of the Superfans proclaiming his love for da Bulls and da Cubs. His impressions include Geoffrey Rush, Barbra Streisand, Adolf Hitler, Albert Einstein, Joey Lawrence, Judge Lance Ito, John Wayne Bobbitt, and Mick Jagger (alongside the actual Mick Jagger, playing Keith Richards). His work on SNL earned him an Emmy Award in 1989, and his best of DVD is worth ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS (or somewhere around ten bucks, depending where you shop).
During his tenure as an SNL castmember, Myers starred in the films Wayne's World and Wayne's World 2 alongside Dana Carvey, and So I Married an Axe Murderer. Post-SNL, Myers has become a big-time movie star, with leading roles in films like the Austin Powers trilogy, the Shrek series, The Cat in the Hat, and The Love Guru. He also has a role in the upcoming film Inglourious Basterds.
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VICTORIA JACKSON was a castmember on SNL from 1986 to 1992. Her characters include Brenda Clarke, from the Toonces the Driving Cat sketches; Jenny Baker, a Christian girl who would appear on Church Chat; and Nancy Maloney, an old-time nightclub singer. She's also performed impressions, including Roseanne, Rob Lowe, Cyndi Lauper, LaToya Jackson, Sally Struthers, Tina Yothers, Tipper Gore, and Zsa Zsa Gabor (hey, that rhymed!). She also notably appeared on Weekend Update, providing commentary as a stereotypical airhead blonde. During one such segment, she "broke character" by removing her blonde wig and expressed disbelief that audiences bought into this character.
Victoria's most famous non-SNL role is in the cult classic UHF with "Weird" Al Yankovic, but she also appeared in the films Baby Boom, Family Business, The Pick-Up Artist with Robert Downey, Jr., and more. She's appeared on television shows such as Comedy Central's Strip Mall, Nickelodeon's Romeo!, and VH1's Celebrity Fit Club.
