Post by Some kind of a DSR-type person on Jul 11, 2009 21:46:27 GMT -5
First Round Results:
1.Colin Quinn eliminates Joe Piscopo, 8-1.
2. Steve Martin eliminates Tom Hanks, 5-4.
3. Norm MacDonald eliminates Dana Carvey, 6-2.
4. Tracy Morgan eliminates Gilda Radner, 5-0.
5. Darrell Hammond eliminates Eddie Murphy, 4-3.
6. Gilbert Gottfried eliminates David Koechner, 5-1.
7. Christopher Walken eliminates Phil Hartman, 5-2.
8. Dennis Miller eliminates Jim Belushi, 6-0.
9. Dan Aykroyd eliminates Ben Stiller, 9-2.
10. Nora Dunn eliminates Rachel Dratch, 6-4.
11. Jim Breuer eliminates Damon Wayans, 4-3.
12. Bill Murray eliminates Chevy Chase, 7-1.
13. Chris Kattan eliminates Al Franken, 6-1.
14. Cheri Oteri eliminates Sarah Silverman, 5-1.
15. Alec Baldwin eliminates Chris Parnell, 3-1.
16. John Belushi eliminates Horatio Sanz, 8-2.
17. Jay Mohr eliminates Julia Louis-Dreyfus, 5-3.
18. David Spade eliminates Kevin Nealon, 4-3.
19. Danny DeVito eliminates Jan Hooks, 6-2.
20. Adam Sandler eliminates Janeane Garofalo, 9-0.
21. Will Ferrell eliminates Laraine Newman, 9-0.
22. John Goodman eliminates Rob Riggle, 6-1.
23. Chris Rock eliminates Ana Gasteyer, 5-0.
24. Amy Poehler eliminates Jimmy Fallon, 7-2.
25. Tim Meadows eliminates Jon Lovitz, 4-3.
26. Rob Schneider eliminates Billy Crystal, 4-2.
27. Jane Curtin eliminates Chris Elliott, 5-1.
28. Mike Myers eliminates Victoria Jackson, 7-0.
29. Tina Fey eliminates Maya Rudolph, 5-4.
30. Robert Smigel eliminates Julia Sweeney, 4-2.
31. Martin Short eliminates Garrett Morris, 2-1.
32. Chris Farley eliminates Molly Shannon, 6-0. Great, grand, wonderful! NO YELLING ON THE BUS!
ADAM SANDLER
"Well, uh...I leaned over the guardrails, and I wrote in the wet cement: 'Cheryl Tiggs has big boobs!'"
-As Canteen Boy, describing the craziest thing he's ever done
STEVE MARTIN
"I was this close to getting that part in 'True Lies' - this close! But, noooo! They don't think of me that way! No, they don't think of me as an 'action' star! No! They have to go cast Jamie Lee Curtis!"
-Steve's inner voice struggling to deal with Steve's career while his outer voice is giving a lousy monologue about soup
1.Colin Quinn eliminates Joe Piscopo, 8-1.
2. Steve Martin eliminates Tom Hanks, 5-4.
3. Norm MacDonald eliminates Dana Carvey, 6-2.
4. Tracy Morgan eliminates Gilda Radner, 5-0.
5. Darrell Hammond eliminates Eddie Murphy, 4-3.
6. Gilbert Gottfried eliminates David Koechner, 5-1.
7. Christopher Walken eliminates Phil Hartman, 5-2.
8. Dennis Miller eliminates Jim Belushi, 6-0.
9. Dan Aykroyd eliminates Ben Stiller, 9-2.
10. Nora Dunn eliminates Rachel Dratch, 6-4.
11. Jim Breuer eliminates Damon Wayans, 4-3.
12. Bill Murray eliminates Chevy Chase, 7-1.
13. Chris Kattan eliminates Al Franken, 6-1.
14. Cheri Oteri eliminates Sarah Silverman, 5-1.
15. Alec Baldwin eliminates Chris Parnell, 3-1.
16. John Belushi eliminates Horatio Sanz, 8-2.
17. Jay Mohr eliminates Julia Louis-Dreyfus, 5-3.
18. David Spade eliminates Kevin Nealon, 4-3.
19. Danny DeVito eliminates Jan Hooks, 6-2.
20. Adam Sandler eliminates Janeane Garofalo, 9-0.
21. Will Ferrell eliminates Laraine Newman, 9-0.
22. John Goodman eliminates Rob Riggle, 6-1.
23. Chris Rock eliminates Ana Gasteyer, 5-0.
24. Amy Poehler eliminates Jimmy Fallon, 7-2.
25. Tim Meadows eliminates Jon Lovitz, 4-3.
26. Rob Schneider eliminates Billy Crystal, 4-2.
27. Jane Curtin eliminates Chris Elliott, 5-1.
28. Mike Myers eliminates Victoria Jackson, 7-0.
29. Tina Fey eliminates Maya Rudolph, 5-4.
30. Robert Smigel eliminates Julia Sweeney, 4-2.
31. Martin Short eliminates Garrett Morris, 2-1.
32. Chris Farley eliminates Molly Shannon, 6-0. Great, grand, wonderful! NO YELLING ON THE BUS!
<<ROUND 2!>>
ADAM SANDLER
"Well, uh...I leaned over the guardrails, and I wrote in the wet cement: 'Cheryl Tiggs has big boobs!'"
-As Canteen Boy, describing the craziest thing he's ever done
VS.
STEVE MARTIN
"I was this close to getting that part in 'True Lies' - this close! But, noooo! They don't think of me that way! No, they don't think of me as an 'action' star! No! They have to go cast Jamie Lee Curtis!"
-Steve's inner voice struggling to deal with Steve's career while his outer voice is giving a lousy monologue about soup
