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Post by thelesserevil on Sept 3, 2009 22:42:05 GMT -5
I have compiled a list of what I deem the 9 worst movie titles for your amusement enjoy. #9 Snakes on a Plane![](http://img2.allposters.com/images/FUN/3627.jpg) Plot[/size][/u] An FBI agent battles a plane full of deadly snakes, deliberately released to kill a witness being flown from Honolulu to Los Angeles to testify against a mob boss, because that's totally plausible. What were they thinking?[/size][/u] Originally titled Venom, this is either the greatest or one of the worst titles ever, for the sake of this list we'll say worst, but Sam Jackson did take the role for the title alone, when they tried to change it to "Pacific Air Flight 121" Jackson had it changed back, because he's Samuel mother f****in Jackson! Change the title now, b*tch!======================================== == #8 Phffft!![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Xa7H--x0qvo/Sn_vGHOOTqI/AAAAAAAACTk/fIOBlAFn8Rg/s400/a96786_Phffft.jpg) Plot[/size][/u] Nina and Robert Tracey are a couple who have been married for eight years who decide to get a divorce after suffering marriage troubles (penis trouble). Robert takes up with his womanizing Navy buddy Charlie Nelson (rapist) while Nina looks to her interfering mother for guidance (nosy bitch). What were they thinking?[/size][/u] I'd like to think either someone was whispering, showing disregard for something, or farting during the meeting for this movie title, or a more interesting theory, all three! All right got the fart joke quota out of the way.
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Post by thelesserevil on Sept 3, 2009 22:45:13 GMT -5
#7 Attack of the Killer Tomatoes![](http://bryanyounger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/142722attack-of-the-killer-tomatoes-posters.jpg) Plot[/size][/u] The story involves tomatoes becoming sentient by unknown means and revolting against humanity...that's about it, I know it's a comedy, but the title is awesomely bad. What were they thinking?[/size][/u] If there is one thing I'm afraid of it's tomatoes, what are you a fruit? a vegetable? a pokemon? you don't even know, you stupid tomato, you say tom-a-toe, I say f*ck you. I caught a tomato!
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Post by bob on Sept 3, 2009 22:46:16 GMT -5
![](http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3483/phfart.png) has been me laugh for a good minute now.......makes me wonder what you have worse then it
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Post by thelesserevil on Sept 3, 2009 22:47:01 GMT -5
Cause I'm awesome, thanks for laughing ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by thelesserevil on Sept 3, 2009 22:54:46 GMT -5
#6 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians![](http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5418/santamartians.jpg) Plot[/size][/u] Martians kidnap Santa because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents. What were they thinking?[/size][/u] I don't really know to much about this movie, because I've never seen it, but I sure do hope Santa kicks some Martian ass, if we learned anything from "Santa is evil" movies it's that Santa is a big ole' asshole, but if we learned anything alien movies not named E.T. aliens are assholes to, and they probe them as well. Typing "Santa beats the s*** out of martians" on Google image search brings up this. Where are the martians Satan? I'll beat the s*** out of you too!
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Post by thelesserevil on Sept 3, 2009 23:01:14 GMT -5
#5 Octopussy![](http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/4149/octo.jpg) Plot[/size][/u] British agent 009 stumbles into the British Embassy all dying and sh*t in East Berlin with a fake Fabergé egg, MI6 suspect Soviet involvement. Fortunately, the real egg turns up at an auction in London. Bond is sent to find out who the seller is and subsequently why 009 was murdered. What were they thinking?[/size][/u] I know alot of the bond movies have some odd or interesting titles, but...really? Octopussy how did they get away with this? and more importantly why isn't the villian a tentacled vagina? You know, I was going to make a photoshop for this, but let's all be grateful I didn't, just imagine reverse tentacle porn.
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Post by thelesserevil on Sept 3, 2009 23:08:27 GMT -5
#4 SSSSSSS![](http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/8683/sssssssa.jpg) Plot[/size][/u] The plot is about a college student being hired as an assistant by Doctor Stoner (hehe stoner) who does snake science. David is about to unwittingly be used for a sinister experiment. Stoner believes he has developed a way to transform a human into a King Cobra. What were they thinking?[/size][/u] "Hey this movie is about snakes, hmm how about SSSSSS! THAT'S THE SOUND A SNAKE MAKES!" The ending of this movie is quite funny as well when snake David fights a mongoose and then ends abruptly with Kristine screaming repeatedly, "David!" on a freeze frame, brilliant. I think he wanted to create Corba Commander, because that'd be badass.
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Post by thelesserevil on Sept 3, 2009 23:15:45 GMT -5
#3 Death Bed: The Bed That Eats![](http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9743/deathbed.jpg) Plot[/size][/u] A large, black, four-poster bed, possessed by a demon, is passed from owner to owner. Those who come into contact with the bed are frequently consumed by it. What were they thinking?[/size][/u] I think this movie speaks for itself, I mean at least you know what you are getting into before it starts, I'm still waiting for Patton Oswalt's "Rape Stove: The Stove That Rapes People". Coming out, never.
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Post by thelesserevil on Sept 3, 2009 23:19:56 GMT -5
#2 Frankenhooker![](http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2291/franken2.jpg) Plot[/size][/u] When his gorgeous fiancée "goes to pieces" in a freak lawnmower accident, aspiring mad scientist Jeffrey Franken is determined to put her back together again. selecting the choicest bits from a bevy of raunchy New York prostitutes. But his bizarre plan soon goes awry. What were they thinking?[/size][/u] Girl Frankstein as a hooker you say? well I'll be...not watching it over here...in this corner. Still not watching.
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Post by bob on Sept 3, 2009 23:24:19 GMT -5
#2 Frankenhooker![](http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNTExNDEzNDkwM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNjA4MDQ5._V1._SX239_SY400_.jpg) Plot[/size][/u] When his gorgeous fiancée "goes to pieces" in a freak lawnmower accident, aspiring mad scientist Jeffrey Franken is determined to put her back together again. selecting the choicest bits from a bevy of raunchy New York prostitutes. But his bizarre plan soon goes awry. What were they thinking?[/size][/u] Girl Frankstein as a hooker you say? well I'll be...not watching it over here...in this corner. Still not watching.[/quote] sounds wonderful ;D
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Post by thelesserevil on Sept 3, 2009 23:25:37 GMT -5
#1 The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies![](http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/4865/strangecreatures.jpg) Plot[/size][/u] Jerry, and friends head out for a day at the carnival. There Jerry is hypnotized by powerful fortune-teller Estrella, and turns Jerry into a zombie, He then goes on a rampage. What were they thinking?[/size][/u] So bad it may be good, and at the time of release it was the longest movie title, originally entitled "The Incredibly Strange Creatures, or Why I Stopped Living and Became a Mixed-up Zombie", but had to change it due to law suit threats over the name's similarity to "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb", which was in producion at the time. Thanks for reading (and to wikipedia and imdb for some help) see you next time!
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Post by bob on Sept 3, 2009 23:27:24 GMT -5
honorable mention goes to Stop or My Mom will Shoot ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Sept 4, 2009 2:16:06 GMT -5
A lot of images are nothing but red x's, TLE. Now that I let you know that, I need to get back to my reverse tentacle porn.
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Post by Shovelman on Sept 4, 2009 6:58:17 GMT -5
No Monster A Go Go?
This list sucks
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man on Sept 4, 2009 10:15:53 GMT -5
#5 Octopussy![](http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM5OTM3NTEyNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjc4MzkyMQ@@._V1._SX300_SY300_.jpg) Plot[/size][/u] British agent 009 stumbles into the British Embassy all dying and sh*t in East Berlin with a fake Fabergé egg, MI6 suspect Soviet involvement. Fortunately, the real egg turns up at an auction in London. Bond is sent to find out who the seller is and subsequently why 009 was murdered. What were they thinking?[/size][/u] I know alot of the bond movies have some odd or interesting titles, but...really? Octopussy how did they get away with this? and more importantly why isn't the villian a tentacled vagina? You know, I was going to make a photoshop for this, but let's all be grateful I didn't, just imagine reverse tentacle porn.[/quote] Wow...
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Post by thelesserevil on Sept 4, 2009 11:22:16 GMT -5
A lot of images are nothing but red x's, TLE. Now that I let you know that, I need to get back to my reverse tentacle porn. They seem to work on my side, I'll see what I can do to fix them, maybe it's your screwed up eyes from watching reverse tentacle porn ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by thelesserevil on Sept 4, 2009 11:27:52 GMT -5
No Monster A Go Go? This list sucks That isn't that bad, and you suck, winky face and such.
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Post by Shovelman on Sept 4, 2009 12:32:19 GMT -5
No Monster A Go Go? This list sucks That isn't that bad, and you suck, winky face and such. Says the man who also forgot Rat Phink a Boo Boo!
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Post by thelesserevil on Sept 4, 2009 13:20:29 GMT -5
That isn't that bad, and you suck, winky face and such. Says the man who also forgot Rat Phink a Boo Boo! Never heard of it.
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Sept 4, 2009 13:56:13 GMT -5
A lot of images are nothing but red x's, TLE. Now that I let you know that, I need to get back to my reverse tentacle porn. They seem to work on my side, I'll see what I can do to fix them, maybe it's your screwed up eyes from watching reverse tentacle porn ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) It's probably that the images have loaded in your cache and cookies so they show up for you. Anyways, I got to get back to my girlfriend now *goes back into the bedroom with the reverse tentacle monster girl*
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