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Post by The Raven on Sept 4, 2009 13:56:48 GMT -5
This list reminded me of Cracked.com (that's a compliment)
Though you broke the cardinal rule of life: Never poke fun at Jack Lemmon.
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Post by Shovelman on Sept 4, 2009 14:10:25 GMT -5
Says the man who also forgot Rat Phink a Boo Boo! Never heard of it. It was from the guy who bought us The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies! Weirdo |
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Post by thelesserevil on Sept 4, 2009 14:39:50 GMT -5
SO he's responsible for 2 horrible movie titles? We must stop him! that is if he's
1. alive
2. still making bad movie titles
if he's not either of those, lets GET HIM ANYWAYS!
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Post by thelesserevil on Sept 4, 2009 14:54:56 GMT -5
All the pictures should work now.
thanks for pointing that out Deadpool.
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Post by The Raven on Sept 4, 2009 15:13:43 GMT -5
Only one that still doesn't is your number 1.
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Post by thelesserevil on Sept 4, 2009 15:17:41 GMT -5
Mother f.....ok should work now, thanks.
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Post by The Raven on Sept 4, 2009 17:13:59 GMT -5
Mother f.....ok should work now, thanks. You got it, dude! |
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Sept 4, 2009 17:57:57 GMT -5
All the pictures should work now. thanks for pointing that out Deadpool. *stops his crazy ass reverse tentacle sex for 5 minutes just to post* No problem. |
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Post by rorschach on Sept 5, 2009 0:44:21 GMT -5
No SWEET SWEETBACK'S BAAAAAADASSSSSSSSSSS SONG?
No ZOMBIE STRIPPERS? (Hey, if you induct FRANKENHOOKER, you have to induct this too)
No LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS?
No SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL O RAMA?
For shame! ;D
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Post by thelesserevil on Sept 5, 2009 1:51:44 GMT -5
Those can be for part 2.
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Post by rorschach on Sept 6, 2009 16:44:44 GMT -5
I just had a flash of brilliance....how about this: ZOMBIE STRIPPERS VS. LESBIAN VAMPIRES VS. WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE SS VS. FRANKENHOOKER?
That'll put butts in the seats! /Schiavone.
Seriously, it would be the most tit-tanic stuggle of all time! The scariest thing about this is....I could actually see Cinemax, home of the soft core jigglefest CLEAVAGEFIELD, turning around and doing this film.
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Sept 7, 2009 22:01:05 GMT -5
R-Man, I'd buy that for a dollar!
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Post by rorschach on Sept 7, 2009 23:07:32 GMT -5
Heck, we've already got VAMPIRE GIRL VS. FRANKENSTEIN GIRL coming out here shortly (courtesy of the same sick minds that brought you TOKYO GORE POLICE and THE MACHINE GIRL, no less!
And although the two genres of film are vastly different (soft core T&A vice hardcore Asian blood guts and violence exploitation) if one can get made...there's hope yet for my multi-creature jigglefest! And hey, here's an added bonus: put the whole thing in GLORIOUS 3D!
;D
Ssssssombody stop me!
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Sept 7, 2009 23:09:10 GMT -5
I've never seen or heard of Tokyo Gore Police or The Machine Girl
Also, there really was a movie called Cleavagefield? lol
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Post by Thomas Rigby on Sept 7, 2009 23:27:35 GMT -5
I've never seen or heard of Tokyo Gore Police or The Machine Girl Also, there really was a movie called Cleavagefield? lol I've seen both of those movies, and they're quite awesome. |
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Post by rorschach on Sept 7, 2009 23:28:47 GMT -5
Yep. I'd post trailers for all three, but the first two are just balls to the wall blood, guts and bodily fluid everywhere, and the last one is pretty NSFW too, as far as I know. You know the poster from WrestleCrap, Seth Drakin? The big green dinosaur thing in his sig (at least it was before I left) was Cleavey, the CLEAVAGEFIELD monster.
That whole film is nothing more than a flimsy excuse for three big breasted chicks to have soft core sex scenes. Not that I am complaining since I really thought that for what it was, it was kind of cute, and not too over the top nasty. I actually have a soft spot in my heart for those old T&A fest films like BIKINI CAR WASH COMPANY, H.O.T.S, and CAVEGIRLS ON DINOSAUR ISLAND. They're sexy without being scummy, and you don't feel so bad watching them with a girlfriend.
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Sept 7, 2009 23:29:09 GMT -5
Sounds like my weird self needs to watch them.
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Post by thelesserevil on Sept 7, 2009 23:33:05 GMT -5
TENTACLE PORN!
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Sept 7, 2009 23:35:43 GMT -5
R-Man, you can post bloody trailers here. Where!? I need it! I mean... uh... so I can avoid it... yeah, that's it. |
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Post by rorschach on Sept 7, 2009 23:41:29 GMT -5
Here's one that's not too bad for MACHINE GIRL.
As for TOKYO GORE POLICE....here's the cleanest one I could find....
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