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Post by khali on Oct 3, 2009 14:53:27 GMT -5
I found a dried-up seahorse.
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Oct 3, 2009 18:56:23 GMT -5
Hey 'Tep, you should un burn that book... it drives people insane by reading it. It was written by a guy who basically was forced into writing it by the Old Ones. So we should actually put that thing out in a mass publication.
Also, can you un kill Sam Neil for five minutes, I'd like an autograph.
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Oct 3, 2009 19:44:09 GMT -5
Oh, that burning is basically the transference of the book to my personal storage... Copies are already being handed out. *grins*
As for the autograph, I have something better... *hands 'Pool one of Sam Neill's fingers* That should be worth a fortune.
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Oct 3, 2009 20:10:09 GMT -5
*starts to cook the finger over a fire*
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Post by themaskedavenger on Oct 3, 2009 20:53:52 GMT -5
* resurfaces, and steals all copies of the book, and goes into hiding*
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Oct 3, 2009 21:33:01 GMT -5
*fake books explode on themaskedavenger's face*
*'Tep grins and starts distributing books*
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Post by rorschach on Oct 3, 2009 23:39:32 GMT -5
*fake books explode on themaskedavenger's face* *'Tep grins and starts distributing books* *Extinguishes head* *Drops off this: See how you like answering to a pocket sized version of THE Great Old One! *disappears again*
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Oct 4, 2009 9:57:33 GMT -5
That's a miniature of something less powerful than me normally... And everyone knows miniatures are weaker than the original. You should get your information straight before you do something so foolish. *grins and then eats Mini Cthulhu*
*corrupts rorschach into becoming a tentacled monster*
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Post by Speed Racer on Oct 4, 2009 13:49:05 GMT -5
I found a dried-up seahorse. So that's where I put it. Aquaman's gonna be pissed.
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Post by rorschach on Oct 4, 2009 14:43:11 GMT -5
That's a miniature of something less powerful than me normally... And everyone knows miniatures are weaker than the original. You should get your information straight before you do something so foolish. *grins and then eats Mini Cthulhu* *corrupts rorschach into becoming a tentacled monster* *Flails tentacles* *Attacks Deadpool with a chainsaw*
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Oct 4, 2009 19:22:15 GMT -5
Son of a!
Just because you got tentacles doesn't mean you can't die, R-Man!
*uses her arm that didn't get cut off to start shooting at R-Man*
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Post by themaskedavenger on Oct 4, 2009 22:59:45 GMT -5
Wait a sec................*tackles rorschach , and grabs the chainsaw, and cuts off his tentacles, and then I turn my atention on DP.*
So these tentacles thing come out your mouth huh!
*manages to avoid some gunfire from DP, and ,ts off her head, and then procedes to cut up the rest of the body. I wipe blood off my mask*
Man! Ya damn bitch! Got my mask dirty!
*procedes to cut oprn the head area, and then the chest aea, and takes out both the heart and the brain, and steps on them.*
Mess with me again!
*Hops on his motorcycle, and runs over rorschach on his way out*
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Post by rorschach on Oct 5, 2009 5:02:48 GMT -5
Son of a! Just because you got tentacles doesn't mean you can't die, R-Man! *uses her arm that didn't get cut off to start shooting at R-Man* I've been corrupted.....and runned over! I can't help it, Pool!
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Oct 5, 2009 9:08:35 GMT -5
Wait a sec................*tackles rorschach , and grabs the chainsaw, and cuts off his tentacles, and then I turn my atention on DP.* So these tentacles thing come out your mouth huh! *manages to avoid some gunfire from DP, and ,ts off her head, and then procedes to cut up the rest of the body. I wipe blood off my mask* Man! Ya damn bitch! Got my mask dirty! *procedes to cut oprn the head area, and then the chest aea, and takes out both the heart and the brain, and steps on them.* Mess with me again! *Hops on his motorcycle, and runs over rorschach on his way out* *'Pool regenerates more powerful and mad than ever* 'Pool, take care of rorschach, show him the way of madness and corruption... I'll take care of maskedavenger... *manipulates themaskedavenger's bike so that it fuses with him, it's wiring and cables starting to enter through his body just as he becomes more and more grotesque, with the bike becoming more Mechanical Devil like, until they are part of one another... only entirely out of themaskedavenger's control* Hahahahaha... Fuel Injection! *makes the Demon Bike!themaskedavenger start accelerating, sending them crashing through a few buildings before opening a portal and sending him to the World of Madness, a world so screwed up, no one can return sane... or return*
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Oct 5, 2009 13:54:49 GMT -5
*hunts down Rorschach in an abonbandoned alley*
By the time I'm through with you R-Man, you'll either join us or be dead. So if you want to live, why don't you keep on slaughtering me over and over.
[Wow, going the Palpatine route huh?]
[What better way to drive him crazy and make him cave than having to kill his friend over and over and over and over again?]
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Post by The Raven on Oct 5, 2009 15:48:38 GMT -5
Hey I bought some more pecan sandies if anyone is interested. Since they got STOLEN last time, I thought I'd turn the other cheek and share this time.
These aren't poisoned in any way.
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Post by bob on Oct 5, 2009 16:38:16 GMT -5
*sees Chilly steal Raven's pecan sandies*
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Post by Speed Racer on Oct 5, 2009 18:08:26 GMT -5
Alright, this is getting crazy!
WE NEED THUNDERZORD POWER NOW!!!
*After the long battle with 'Tep, Deadpool and their goons.*
Hmm, that could've went a little better.
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Oct 6, 2009 17:29:34 GMT -5
Alright, this is getting crazy! WE NEED THUNDERZORD POWER NOW!!! *After the long battle with 'Tep, Deadpool and their goons.* Hmm, that could've went a little better. Indeed... And I'm not done yet. *blasts Speed Racer and the remains of his Megazords into oblivion*
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Post by themaskedavenger on Oct 6, 2009 17:43:17 GMT -5
*walks in looks around, and watches in a depressed state.*
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