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Post by khali on Oct 6, 2009 18:21:21 GMT -5
I found a dried-up seahorse. So that's where I put it. Aquaman's gonna be pissed. Let's just hope that we have to deal with whimpy short-haired sucky Aquaman instead of significantly less sucky badass bearded Aquaman.
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Post by The Raven on Oct 6, 2009 18:52:52 GMT -5
So that's where I put it. Aquaman's gonna be pissed. Let's just hope that we have to deal with whimpy short-haired sucky Aquaman instead of significantly less sucky badass bearded Aquaman. The two are equal amounts of suck!
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Post by Speed Racer on Oct 6, 2009 20:44:02 GMT -5
Alright, this is getting crazy! WE NEED THUNDERZORD POWER NOW!!! *After the long battle with 'Tep, Deadpool and their goons.* Hmm, that could've went a little better. Indeed... And I'm not done yet. *blasts Speed Racer and the remains of his Megazords into oblivion* ![](http://www.varisangel.net/images/smilies/Black_Mage_doing_hado_ken_by_nulltarget.gif) *Walks away from the charred wreckage, clothes torn and burnt.* Alright let's try this again. Only this time, WE NEED DINOZORD POWER!! *summons the original Megazord while Nekopool summons his Zord and 'Tep summons a large, blue head.* DAMMIT, Where the hell did Zordon get these cheap pieces of crap?!?!
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Post by rorschach on Oct 6, 2009 23:12:16 GMT -5
*flails tentacles*
*hrrm* Tentacles underneath trenchcoat flailing as well. Must go off in private and...investigate these tentacles further.
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Oct 7, 2009 0:00:43 GMT -5
Yes 'Tep blast them Zords away! They stand no chance!
Rorschach! I have your buddy here. *holds Nite-Owl hostage* I'll kill him if you don't show yourself!
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Post by bob on Oct 7, 2009 0:03:05 GMT -5
*sneaks up on rorschach then gives him a melvin*
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Post by rorschach on Oct 7, 2009 1:33:08 GMT -5
Yes 'Tep blast them Zords away! They stand no chance! Rorschach! I have your buddy here. *holds Nite-Owl hostage* I'll kill him if you don't show yourself! *Whips tentacles at Deadpool and slices off her good hand* Run Nite Owl! Get Manhattan! Will explain later! *Pulls wedgie out of his ass and flees into the shadows*
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Post by khali on Oct 7, 2009 5:29:09 GMT -5
Let's just hope that we have to deal with whimpy short-haired sucky Aquaman instead of significantly less sucky badass bearded Aquaman. The two are equal amounts of suck! No, bearded Aquaman is significantly better. He has a hook for a hand. That BLEEDS awesomeness.
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Post by The Raven on Oct 7, 2009 9:32:08 GMT -5
The two are equal amounts of suck! No, bearded Aquaman is significantly better. He has a hook for a hand. That BLEEDS awesomeness. Bearded Aquaman is significantly s***ter, if only for the fact that someone tried to make him badass, yet forgot it's Aquaman we're talking about.
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Post by rorschach on Oct 7, 2009 14:50:35 GMT -5
No, bearded Aquaman is significantly better. He has a hook for a hand. That BLEEDS awesomeness. Bearded Aquaman is significantly crapter, if only for the fact that someone tried to make him badass, yet forgot it's Aquaman we're talking about. Aquaman could be all sorts of badass, if they properly explored his powers. I mean, a big step would be having him hang around with Great White Sharks instead of seahorses and dolphins. Make him more of an "eco-terrorist" than an outright goody goody hero. Seriously...have you seen what we've done to the oceans? How the f*** is Arthur supposed to be happy with us for that? If I were him, no boat on the ocean would be safe. And neither would any human swimming in it. ![](http://www.dreadcentral.com/forums/images/smiles/icon_shark.gif)
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Post by khali on Oct 7, 2009 18:10:56 GMT -5
No, bearded Aquaman is significantly better. He has a hook for a hand. That BLEEDS awesomeness. Bearded Aquaman is significantly crapter, if only for the fact that someone tried to make him badass, yet forgot it's Aquaman we're talking about. Ahem, I mentioned a hook for a hand. Counter THAT. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by The Raven on Oct 7, 2009 20:09:56 GMT -5
Bearded Aquaman is significantly crapter, if only for the fact that someone tried to make him badass, yet forgot it's Aquaman we're talking about. Ahem, I mentioned a hook for a hand. Counter THAT. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) The hook is attached to Aquaman. Counter that.
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Post by The Raven on Oct 7, 2009 20:11:12 GMT -5
Bearded Aquaman is significantly crapter, if only for the fact that someone tried to make him badass, yet forgot it's Aquaman we're talking about. Aquaman could be all sorts of badass, if they properly explored his powers. I mean, a big step would be having him hang around with Great White Sharks instead of seahorses and dolphins. Make him more of an "eco-terrorist" than an outright goody goody hero. Seriously...have you seen what we've done to the oceans? How the f*** is Arthur supposed to be happy with us for that? If I were him, no boat on the ocean would be safe. And neither would any human swimming in it. ![](http://www.dreadcentral.com/forums/images/smiles/icon_shark.gif) Ah, but A is A and Aquaman will always be Aquaman. if you catch my reference, there. ;D
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Oct 7, 2009 21:37:57 GMT -5
Bearded Aquaman is significantly crapter, if only for the fact that someone tried to make him badass, yet forgot it's Aquaman we're talking about. Aquaman could be all sorts of badass, if they properly explored his powers. I mean, a big step would be having him hang around with Great White Sharks instead of seahorses and dolphins. Make him more of an "eco-terrorist" than an outright goody goody hero. Seriously...have you seen what we've done to the oceans? How the f*** is Arthur supposed to be happy with us for that? If I were him, no boat on the ocean would be safe. And neither would any human swimming in it. ![](http://www.dreadcentral.com/forums/images/smiles/icon_shark.gif) So you're saying to make him Namor? ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) *kills Nite Owl while he is tryng to run away* Look what you made me do to poor Daniel, Rorschach.
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Post by themaskedavenger on Oct 8, 2009 2:40:23 GMT -5
ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Walks in with a shot gun shoots rorschach in the head, and turns the gun on DP, ans shoots her. I then grab a near by chain saw, and cut off hundreds of tentacles coming from Tep, and cut off the creatures head. I throw Teps body on DPs, and rorschach, and pulls out a rocket launcher, and blows them all to a crisp.*
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Oct 8, 2009 8:20:13 GMT -5
*sneaks up behind themaskedavenger and not-so-subtly knocks him out with a stiff blow to the back of the neck*
Moron. -_-
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Oct 8, 2009 17:31:43 GMT -5
ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!! *Walks in with a shot gun shoots rorschach in the head, and turns the gun on DP, ans shoots her. I then grab a near by chain saw, and cut off hundreds of tentacles coming from Tep, and cut off the creatures head. I throw Teps body on DPs, and rorschach, and pulls out a rocket launcher, and blows them all to a crisp.* Hmm... No. Why do you think I'd merely stand there as you chop me with a chainsaw? *promptly steals the chainsaw as themaskedavenger attempts to chop his tentacles off, destroying it* And you need to be punished for trying to kill me in such a normal way... *picks themaskedavenger by the arms and legs and then slowly begins to stretch his limbs, ripping him in four* Hmph... Dinner is served. *grins and then eats themaskedavenger*
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Post by rorschach on Oct 8, 2009 17:49:53 GMT -5
*As Tep heals everyone, notices that Nite Owl is healed too*
Getting Daniel and getting out of here. Tentacles have somehow vanished...good enough for me.
*Kicks Deadpool in the ass for good measure as he leaves*
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Oct 9, 2009 13:42:57 GMT -5
Damn you Nite-Owl! Rorschach I'll either turn you or kill you yet!
*Didn't see what happened to Masked Avenger and notices 'Tep still has some of whatever he's eating*
Master 'Tep can I have some? I'm kind of hungry.
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Post by Speed Racer on Oct 9, 2009 18:15:48 GMT -5
Alright, now I think I got it.
Whoa, now I think we're WAY off.
*sits down and watches anyway, eating some popcorn.*
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