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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Nov 6, 2009 18:26:56 GMT -5
The world has gone mad! Mad I tell you! And a perfect example of this is happening in Colorado, where the once head of a family is stalking his son through the wintery cold of a hedge maze in a remote hotel. As Mr. Torrence continues to hunt his son, he hears a noise around the corner. Sure that it's his kid he leaps out with the axe poised to strike, only to see...  The evil snowman, Jack Frost. Mr. Torrence is put off by the snowman's constant barrage of one liners and decides he's better to off him now so he can get back to his real target... his son... |
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Post by bob on Nov 6, 2009 18:55:57 GMT -5
HERE'S JOHNNNNNNNNNY!!!!!!
I love The Shining
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Post by rorschach on Nov 6, 2009 19:19:26 GMT -5
I love THE SHINING, and I voted for Jack Torrence...but I have to say the odds are really against him here. I actually think that in this instance, Frost might get to Torrence's family ahead of him, causing Torrence to freak out and confront the Killer Snowman...but in the end, it's venturing into the hotel that proves Frosty's undoing, as the killer hotel turns up the heat and melts Frosty, while the carpet soaks him up like a sponge, trapping him inside the demonic structure forever.
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Nov 6, 2009 19:50:04 GMT -5
I actually wrote out a pretty epic initial confrontation between these two... then I hit the wrong button and deleted it.  So instead I wrote out this short recapped version of it. lol |
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Post by thelesserevil on Nov 7, 2009 0:12:57 GMT -5
I think Torrence will win, so I vote the Snowman for lulz.
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Post by Some kind of a DSR-type person on Nov 7, 2009 3:50:48 GMT -5
I'll forego the corny "I voted for Jack" joke answer (well, after using it here) and say Torrance. I didn't think Jack Frost should've made it past Round 1. Those movies suck.
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Post by thelesserevil on Nov 7, 2009 15:58:48 GMT -5
The movies may have sucked, but he's a killer snowman, and I can't vote against that.
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Post by Sudden Rush on Nov 7, 2009 20:14:00 GMT -5
I voted for Jack Torrance. The snowman movie was horrible.
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Post by bob on Nov 7, 2009 23:41:45 GMT -5
I actually wrote out a pretty epic initial confrontation between these two... then I hit the wrong button and deleted it. So instead I wrote out this short recapped version of it. lol d'oh |
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Nov 8, 2009 22:01:25 GMT -5
The funny thing was... I was TRYING to copy it so incase I did delete it... but then I accidently pasted over it.
lol
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Post by rorschach on Nov 9, 2009 1:35:29 GMT -5
The funny thing was... I was TRYING to copy it so incase I did delete it... but then I accidently pasted over it. lol I've done that many a time, LOL! ;D |
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Post by The Raven on Nov 9, 2009 12:01:10 GMT -5
This wouldn't have happened, if you weren't such a renegade cop who breaks all the rules to get things done, Deadpool.
...I voted Torrence.
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Nov 9, 2009 14:32:18 GMT -5
Playin' it by the books doesn't always work Raven!
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Nov 12, 2009 1:06:35 GMT -5
Sorry about the delay. It was my brother's birthday today.
As Jack sees the killer snowman he plants an axe into it's head. The Snowman laughs and says "I have a splitting headache, mind if I axe you for some pain reliever?"
He then sends a wave of cold that almost freezes Mr. Torrence in place. However, Torrence gets away and heads for the hotel, now having more things to worry about that his kid. As the snow man follows, Jack uses his knowledge of the hotel to lead him to the furnace.
Never known to be a genius the Snowman follows Jack with a one liner based bloodlust to his doom, in the firery depths of the hotel.
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