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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man on Nov 17, 2009 18:46:25 GMT -5
...threatened to butt f*** a bear today.
Yup...
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Post by bob on Nov 17, 2009 19:38:34 GMT -5
in the old country way?
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Post by themaskedavenger on Nov 17, 2009 19:40:42 GMT -5
I see where your weridness comes from.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man on Nov 17, 2009 20:00:06 GMT -5
A black bear showed up at the tree he was hunting in, and just wouldn't leave. Eventually, my old man lost his temper and started shouting obscenities at it, with "go away or I'm going to climb down there and F*** YOU IN THE ASS, you damn bear!" being the one which stuck in his mind the most.
Didn't really work, though. Apparently, all it did was make the bear sit down and look at him.
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Post by bob on Nov 17, 2009 22:56:51 GMT -5
sounds like the bear was conteemplating the offer
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Post by themaskedavenger on Nov 17, 2009 23:03:34 GMT -5
He was probably wondering why the hell your dad was so weird as to want to have sex with it.
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Post by The Raven on Nov 18, 2009 15:20:52 GMT -5
Bears are turned on by sodomy, it's fact.
Science, too.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man on Nov 18, 2009 15:36:24 GMT -5
sounds like the bear was conteemplating the offer Heh, that's what I told him. He was less than amused with such an idea.
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Post by "Little Black Sheep" Arkham on Nov 18, 2009 16:51:56 GMT -5
I tought this thread was about: "My dad........was a car driver"
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Post by themaskedavenger on Nov 18, 2009 18:24:32 GMT -5
SWo he was less amused. Did he promise you butt sex as well?
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Nov 25, 2009 8:58:18 GMT -5
The fact that it sat down and looked at him is further proof that bears are the number one threat to America, not only are they vicious, remorseless killing machines, but now they consider offers of sodomy. ![O_o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/browraise.png)
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Nov 25, 2009 14:26:40 GMT -5
Those damn hedonistic bears!
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Post by bob on Dec 9, 2009 22:41:52 GMT -5
I'm beginning to realized the bear wanted this to occur........perahps your dad should go back and make good on his offer
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man on Dec 10, 2009 0:07:31 GMT -5
I'm beginning to realized the bear wanted this to occur........perahps your dad should go back and make good on his offer If the bear repeated such actions, it would likely be shot. My dad's frustrated enough over my idiot brother; a bear ruining a hunting trip would increase his need to shoot something a hundred-fold.
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Post by themaskedavenger on Dec 10, 2009 7:57:51 GMT -5
ya but not before the bear went knocking on your dads back door
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