So, yeah... It's Christmas and all.

['Tep, the Crawling Chaos]

So I'll be very blunt when I say this as your new ruler and all: I'm gonna steal Christmas away from you guys! And I'm gonna do it very simply... Know all the treats and good food you ate yesterday and today? *snaps fingers* Mine now! Know all the cool presents and love you received? *snaps fingers again* Well you don't anymore! Bwahahahahahaha!!

*a crystal the size of a small house appears in front of 'Tep, with everything good the Deadpool's Apartment citizens received this Christmas inside of it*

Bow down to your master and fear my power! Only then will I consider giving these back to you! Bwahahahaha!

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Seriously though guys, Merry Christmas to all of you! Hope you had a great time and are still having it!

[Ranma Saotome]

>_>

*using thin-veiled sarcasm* Oh no, 'Tep stole my anti-Eldritch Abomination time bomb that had been set to explode... now.

*time bomb explodes, taking out 'Tep*

<_<

['Tep, the Crawling Chaos]

*'Tep teleports the time bomb up into the sky just before it explodes... in a rain of falling cats all meowing at the same time*

Okay... What were you planning on doing with a bomb like that, Ranma? You did make sure it was an anti-Eldritch Abomination before you asked it for X-Mas, didn't you? *grins*

[themaskedavenger]

Enjoy my christmas runs that i had.

[Deadpool is Insane]

*gave up on Christmas when he sold his soul and became the evil corrupted servant of evil Elder Gods.*


But fo' reals I hope everyone had a good one.

[khali]

I declare myself king of Iznik, Turkey.

[themaskedavenger]

*blows up Iznik, Turkey.*

[The Raven]

Well that lasted about as long as I knew it would.

['Tep, the Crawling Chaos]

Bah! You guys suck... No murder attempts or anything to get your stuff back? I'm disappointed!

*themaskedavenger is blown up together with Iznik, Turkey*

That feels better! ^_^

[bob]

*throws gernade at themaskedavenger*

[themaskedavenger]

*kills bobs family*