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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 5, 2010 1:11:42 GMT -5
A large, Cthulhu-shaped hole, in this board, and I'm here to fill it up with my Cthulhu-shaped self.
In other words, cower brief mortals, and ho ho ho.
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Jan 5, 2010 1:22:14 GMT -5
You... I remember you... in the mountains...
*wedgies the Eldritch Abomination and ships him/her off to a seafood restaurant*
There, that's better. ^_^
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Post by bob on Jan 5, 2010 1:26:33 GMT -5
will Cafe de Cthulhu be in here?
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 5, 2010 1:26:55 GMT -5
You... I remember you... in the mountains...*wedgies the Eldritch Abomination and ships him/her off to a seafood restaurant* There, that's better. ^_^ *escapes, and returns back to thread* Hah, the jokes on you, 'cause I'm not wearing any underwear to wedgie. You, on the other hand, *pokes chest area* Yeah, definitely fake boobs. will Cafe de Cthulhu be in here? *Cafe Cthulhu drops on bob* Yes. |
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Post by Deadpool is Insane on Jan 5, 2010 1:39:54 GMT -5
There's also a hole in my soul, and it's been killing me forever.
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Jan 5, 2010 1:40:37 GMT -5
*grabs Cthulhu's finger/tentacle and frowns*
No, no... they're real. And if you keep it up, you'll never know HOW real they are...
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 5, 2010 4:30:34 GMT -5
Oh, please. You're no match for my tentacle-fu.
*is suddenly standing a few feet behind Ranma, tentacles holding her underwear*
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Jan 5, 2010 8:23:43 GMT -5
Hah!
*is holding onto Cthulhu's hentai collection, a burning barrel in front of her*
You're not the only one with mad ninja skills... and besides, those aren't mine.
*Cologne appears and beats Cthulhu mercilessly with her staff*
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 5, 2010 9:46:47 GMT -5
Hah! and hah!
*kicks Cologne away*
You underestimate my tentacle-fu, because, you have not noticed it yet but you're currently wearing a very revealing magical girl costume.
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Jan 5, 2010 10:46:04 GMT -5
...yeah, and? *drops a Touhou doujin into the burning barrel* Dunno if you've noticed, but that s*** is normal around here.
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Post by bob on Jan 5, 2010 10:59:36 GMT -5
You... I remember you... in the mountains...*wedgies the Eldritch Abomination and ships him/her off to a seafood restaurant* There, that's better. ^_^ *escapes, and returns back to thread* Hah, the jokes on you, 'cause I'm not wearing any underwear to wedgie. You, on the other hand, *pokes chest area* Yeah, definitely fake boobs.
will Cafe de Cthulhu be in here?
*Cafe Cthulhu drops on bob*
Yes.that wasn't very nice you tenticled freak  |
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Post by 'Tep, the Crawling Chaos on Jan 5, 2010 11:02:11 GMT -5
Indeed!
*thunder cracks the sky and the very Earth is teared apart as 'Tep emerges from the ground, his dark shape growing and shifting before he takes his usual form, summoning his throne and sitting down before he finally speaks*
Welcome to my realm, Cthulhu! It's good to see you're in good spirits as always! *grins as he makes one of his servants pour a strange, red liquid into a skull, which he then takes up and drinks from* This is gonna get more interesting with you around here, indeed... Don't make no mistakes though! I'm invincible in this plane of existence after conquering it and it's leader some time ago...
*picks Ranma up and promptly makes her wear Marisa's outfit from Touhou... and then some music starts to play in the background*
*Ranma starts to move unintentionally, starting to sing and dance to Tsurupettan*
...Do make yourself at home though. *grins as he finishes his welcome speech to Cthulhu*
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 5, 2010 11:54:04 GMT -5
Ah, thanks for the warm welcome, 'Tep. I've got no intention of conquering this realm anytime soon; to be honest, I'm taking a bit of a vacation -- left the hellfire and brimstone back home, ya see. Some peace and quiet would be nice, for myself, though I know I'll have a lot of fun playing around here. Hah~
*grabs Ranma and sits on her*
Well, burning my stuff isn't very nice, but it's no problem for me -- I can get more anyway, and all I need to do now is be a bit more creative.
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Jan 5, 2010 12:21:12 GMT -5
*nimbly evades tentacles while dancing and singing, throwing more hentai into the barrel to burn*
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan... this song is so not about me... do it and you'll never be able to pee... because I will ****in' wreck your kidneys!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 5, 2010 12:28:06 GMT -5
Eh... *sits down, and takes a hentai doujinshi and starts reading it* ...you're wasting some good fire there -- my hentai collection regenerates, like me. *several hentai manga drop from the sky* You see.
Hm, though, maybe I should make one of your breasts smaller than the other....
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Post by Ranma Saotome on Jan 5, 2010 12:34:21 GMT -5
<_<
>_>
I have a "Selectively Ignore Eldritch Abominations And Their Minions" Pass*, so nyeh.
*: I totally do. I would never lie about something like that**.
**: ...maybe I would, but I'll never tell you!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 5, 2010 12:49:09 GMT -5
Wow, what a coincidence, I got a selectively ignore what the last person said card*. Go us, yeah?
*Ha ha ha**.
**Ranma's left boob, minus 2 cm!
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Post by themaskedavenger on Jan 5, 2010 15:45:08 GMT -5
Oh look Tep and that CTh guy taking over again........................*yawn* Wake me when they do something different. *goes back to bed*
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Post by AJ Powell: Judge Magister on Jan 8, 2010 19:13:07 GMT -5
Not again...
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Post by themaskedavenger on Jan 8, 2010 20:25:13 GMT -5
Yep a bunch of posts where they no sell everything.  |
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